1. Yes, that is Weird Al himself in that suit putting in the tape at the start.
2. I love that Daniel Radcliffe has no fucks left to give.
3. In a truly Weird Al move, this is shaping up to be an epic parody of every music biopic of the past 10 years and I am HERE for it.
Zagreus is such a refreshingly wholesome male character. He's not afraid to show his affection, will literally die hundreds of times for those he loves, and spends an inordinate amount of time making the people he cares about happy.
I would like more please.
Fuck. This. Year.
I loved Grant Imahara because he was one of the few East Asian PoC I saw in media whose intelligence, positivity and creativity were openly encouraged and admired.
I'm shocked he's gone.
Look, I loved HP as much as anyone.
I commissioned custom wands. I know all the lore. I have been to the parks. I bought the "smart" house merch.
But I love my trans friends more. And that is worth abandoning all of those memories at the door, because that's what love is about.
Weird Al has a special place in my heart, since hours after we first met I went over to my (now) husband's place to listen to "Poodle Hat" together.
God we were such nerds.
(No the nerdery has not stopped, nor will it stop.)
No.
The purpose of playing a TTRPG together is to create a story. It's to share moments of joy, sorrow, triumph and revenge collectively.
Shaming your players for not remembering things is NOT conducive to this. This is objectively bad GMing advice.
GM Tip
Book-keeping is something PCs WON'T give importance to unless you, the DM, do.
- Never remind players of the name of an NPC
- Never remind players of an object that SHOULD be written on their sheets.
It's not there? You forgot that. You lost the item.
#dnd
#ttrpg
AND Zagreus is not afraid to apologize for crossing boundaries and making mistakes.
His relationships with the other characters are rooted in empathy and kindness, which is SUCH a good example of healthy masculinity.
Gah I want to write an article on this.
I have the pleasure of letting y'all know that a new member of our family made a surprise appearance last night.
She is perfect.
#Rappscallion
has arrived!
East Coast friends,
Please, please wear an N95 mask (if you have one) outside until the smoke clears.
The air is on fire. You do not want this in your lungs. This will fuck you up.
Signed,
A Californian Who Already Had N95's Before The Pandemic Because Of Fire Season
I lied, I don't actually like sex.
Now put your clothes back on and I'll tell you all about the philosophies of color theory in Magic the Gathering and how it applies narratively and sociopolitically to almost anything.
Ok we've officially hit "bitch eating crackers" level on this.
Lots of people don't seem to understand the distinction between using a reference and straight up plagiarizing.
Fay doesn't deserve this level of vitriol.
We may have our first spotting of plagiarism from Fay Dalton on a different card! Compare Secret Lair Ajani Goldmane to this painting from Lucie Budeau.
#MTG
Larian Studios isn't planning to release expansions/DLC for Baldur's Gate 3 or Baldur's Gate 4. "Larian plans to move away from Dungeons & Dragons entirely and do something new, leaving the IP in Wizards of the Coast's hands."
YUMA IS TRANS!!
WE HAVE TRANS MASC REPRESENTATION!!!
Not only that, but we have TRANS DAD REPRESENTATION!!!
This is actually DEEPLY in keeping with history. Many trans folks came out West to reinvent themselves and live authentically, like Harry Allen.
Noticed I lost some followers when I got angry last night about Asian American hate crimes.
Well, buckle up, fuckers. This ride ain't over yet. And I'm still angry.
Finally finished painting the Elspeth Bowl. :-)
I'm going to re-fire the bowl before I glaze it, so that the paint will become permanent. I don't want to accidentally blur or erase any lines!
#MTGFanart
#MTGTHB
#ceramics
As a proudly Bi person, this is bullshit.
How dare you
@wizards_magic
. How dare you queerbait us like this. How dare you take needed, positive queer representation & chuck it into the trash like we mean nothing to you.
You're fucking cowards and spineless, biphobic fools.
"Gideon was so brave." Jace said.
"And sweet." Jaya nodded.
"And caring." Ajani rumbled.
"And decidedly male." Chandra blurted.
Everyone turned to stare at her.
"IT'S WHAT HE WANTED!"
Jace leaned over towards Vraska. "Darling," he asked. "Am I -?"
"No." The gorgon replied.
If you can understand the stack, you can use non-gendered pronouns.
If you can play Commander, you can use non-gendered pronouns.
If you can practice this card's name until you say it without stumbling - YOU CAN USE NON-GENDERED PRONOUNS.
"That seemed harsh." Jaya said.
Chandra rubbed her nose. "It was just a phase. You know, the old Shandalar try."
"And that fire priestess, also a phase?"
Chandra blushed. "Yeah, I mean -"
"And the dairy maid back at the temple?"
"Look, I just -"
"Long phase." Jaya replied.
It seems that "The Kiss" (with Jace/Vraska) is making the rounds again, so here it is all professionally framed and on my wall.
Maybe one day I'll let it go. But for now, it makes me smile.
Adaptations can and should update a work to reflect the time theyโre being adapted in. I really love the changes to the new LotR set, and if you have a problem with it, youโll have to content yourself with the 5,000 other adaptations, preferably somewhere far away from me.
Sometimes you see a Magic card, and you gotta make a thing.
They're not done yet (we need to make more flowers), but this is gonna be a damn cute Florahedron bud vase!
Is there a Tamiyo Grief Group I can join?
She was literally one of my favorite planeswalkers, and this hits like a punch to the gut.
Also, she was the only Mom Planeswalker. :-(
A reminder that:
1. I'm Bi, motherfuckers.
2. I'm married to the best man alive.
3. My marriage doesn't make me any less bi.
4. ::cracks fan open, fans herself::
1. This person looks a HELL of a lot like me when I was a kid.
2. My Asian horoscope year is the Fire Rabbit
I have no choice but to thank
@wizards_magic
for finally putting me in a card, this is a dream come true. :-P
Let me make this clear:
If you are offended by Black Aragorn, you're racist.
It's not about what the text says.
It's not about your precious memories of the movie.
It's not about corporate pandering.
You just don't want to see a Black man in power and majesty.
For fans of
#MisfitsandMagic
on
@dimension20show
, if you want to know how to pronounce Khanh's name:
1. It's not "Con", but more like a short "a" of "Can"
2. The "nh" is slightly aspirated, so instead of emphasizing the "n", just let it be soft.
3. "Khanh" means "precious gem"!
Phyrexians: "Yesss we will compleat Amonkhet - "
::thunder sounds in the distance::
Phyrexians: "Wait what's tha -"
A Bajillion 5/5 Indestructible Horses: "NEIGHHHHH!!!!"
TIRED: Gender Reveal Parties
- Binary
- Supports cis privilege
- Only comes in two colors
WIRED: Color Identity Reveal Parties
- Focuses on personality
- Can be a combination of any five colors of Magic
- Can shift over time
- Look I just want to play Commander ok
Here's why I'm weirded out by Marchesa.
We have a LOT of lore written about the dangerous, intensely political dance of power it takes to rule Palliano. More than some planes, the setting of Fiora is more firmly based on history, and we have real world examples to reference. 1/
Salty that the best, most handsome, most gloriously maned babysitter was not included in the Stranger Things Secret Lair.
He is the best character on the show, and I have no choice but to stan this display of positive masculinity.
It's like you don't want my money, WotC.
UPDATE:
Portrait of me having my tweet mansplained by people who don't understand how rampant misogyny inhabits the competitive (and sometimes casual) Magic scene.
I'm Michelle, and I'm damn good at painting with tiny ass brushes.
Look at this capybara. Look at every single precise goddamn hair on their blissed out face and body.
I did that. And I also threw and glazed the cup.
But damn, I'm awesome at detail work.
Iโm Amy, and I am good at controlling glaze!
Any mistakes will come back to haunt you after firing. To avoid that, Iโve learned how to be intentional with each mark and how to direct the viewersโ attentionโฆ! Artists are magicians.
#artposter
Re: The incessant flood of MtG product
We need to stop looking at MtG releases like a prix fixe menu.
We're at a conveyer belt sushi restaurant now. The plates keep coming out, just grab the ones you like.
OMG HACHIKO REFERENCE
T_T
Hachiko was an Akita who waited for his owner to come home every day at Shibuya Station in Tokyo. Unfortunately one day, his owner suddenly died at work and never returned to the station.
Hachiko waited every day at the train stop for almost 10 years.
Whenever a marginalized group is represented in Magic, the first thing I ask is: "What purpose do they serve? What impression will they give?"
Killian is a fantastic looking character. Badass, attractive, sharp, and intelligent.
So why give him a Tiger parent? 1/
#MTGStrixhaven
The facts:
1. Nic Kelman almost singlehandedly killed the Vorthos community.
2. WotC is struggling to recover from the damage.
3. Vorthoses have for the most part, left the game or shifted focus.
4. Being a Vorthos in the MtG community is an easy way to break your heart.๐งต
CW: Sexual Assault, Rape
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We don't talk about this, but Algenus Kenrith (aka, Kenrith, the Returned King) was sexually assaulted and raped by a witch while on his quest.
That witch gave birth to Will and Rowan.
Men can be victims of sexual assault and rape too.
You know, it IS possible for a corporation made of hundreds (if not thousands) of people to both:
1. Have shitty executives.
2. An entirely separate group of people who worked hard on this representation in good faith.
For the first time, I wish people took business classes.
Imagine running an VtM Actual Play set in Japan with NO JAPANESE FOLKS IN THE CAST, and the name sounds like a cheap sake cocktail (Nihon Nights).
I..why. WHY. WHY??
I'm always baffled by the assertion that Terry Pratchett would never have supported trans rights.
::waves at the entire evolution of dwarven culture within Discworld::
W - Don't support those who directly hurt our community.
U - Why back someone who hasn't learned to change for the better?
B - You diminish yourself by supporting the unworthy.
R - Yeet abusers & assaulters into the sun.
G - Fight manipulative, lying weaklings.
I've inventing a new format called "Elder Millennial Highlander."
No card can cost more than the price of avocado toast.
No card with the word "house" or depicting a house can be included.
Anything else I'm missing?
Severely disappointed that we didn't get new art for Aminatou in
#MTG2X2
The *FIRST* Planeswalker from a West African inspired plane deserves to be represented by an artist that reflects her background, NOT an anti-vaxx Canadian bigot.
Thoughts re:
#MTGIxalan
:
Not since Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty had there been a set that featured people of color in such a prominent, detailed way.
Unlike
#MTGNEO
, Ixalan hasn't been given the breathing room, marketing, and spotlight it deserves thanks to competing announcements.๐งต
We want better worldbuilding.
I know that Magic sets in particular don't merit the same intricacy as a D&D setting, and we're not asking for "Maps of Waterdeep" level stuff.
But answering questions like this should be basic. Even some flavor text would be welcome.
When I say I want more magic stories, I mean stuff that answers questions like "Who designed this train? Who built it? Why did they build them? Was it Gonti and that's why the design looks Kaladeshi? Do they go through omenpaths? If so, which planes have an interplanar station?"
WotC: "We have access to the best fantasy artists in the world!"
Also WotC: "We swear this is made by actual humans LOL pay no attention to the robot behind the curtain, beep boop."
For new followers:
1. I believe in smashing the patriarchy
2. I have no patience for transphobia/homophobia/racism/sexism
3. I will post ungodly amounts of cat photos on here
4. I am a potter
5. I talk about MtG lore a LOT
& don't forget to sign away your soul here kthxbai!
Saw a quote tweet of my original Aragon thread saying that making him Black was racist, because it was appropriating "English" culture.
Sweetheart, English culture was so bland and depressing y'all had to colonize and enslave half the world to make your food taste like anything.
Chandra heard a knock on her bedroom door.
She opened it to find a large, brawny man entirely made of plants. Moss spread across its chest, emulating a carpet of chest hair across broad pecs.
Chandra sighed. "NISSA!" She called, "STILL NOT DECIDEDLY MALE ENOUGH."