I literally had a really mundane dream last night that I told @elonmusk to give me money, and I got $1000 on my cash app.. So yeah…there’s absolutely no reason for this to happen except some glitch in the matrix thing…

I’m kinda living for this “grandma who still sends you $10 checks and can’t work the computer since Frank passed , and why don’t you ever visit me” but make it punk vibe

Living my best Pepto- Bismol life

Get it Rihanna!!!

Gingers understand gingers @ Seattle, Washington

When your homie has her last shift before moving back home, you take pictures in a kiddie pool full of 20,000 Underberg caps. I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️ @ A-Pizza Mart Belltown

If you drink enough Underbergs, you get their symbol tattooed…I don’t make the rules @ Electric Traveler Tattoo

I forgot a jacket today because I’m terrible, at least there is sun for the time being 🤷‍♀️ @ Downtown Bellevue

I was inspired by a meme and I found this on eBay for $26… it’s not in the best shape but who cares it’s going in a frame and I own a piece of music history ❤️

When your tattoo artist offers a mystery tattoo, and they pick the location, you get a Plumbus worth six-and-a-half Brapples. Everyone has one! @ Dark Horse Tattoo

When you need to channel your inner Flashdance, but still be emo and drink bloody Marys

My two favorite Christmas babies… Why do I love Capricorns so much 😘 @ Leny's Place

Not super into nature but this tree with the lights and the yellow is very pretty and cyberpunk to me @ Denny Park

Look at these scholars

You’re just jealous that I have Heelys and a signed ninja weapon…. And I can TOTALLY do a kickflip

Hurt Durr did you realize this AI trend is just improving the algorithm wake up sheeple! This is how you get skynet!

The BOBs have entered their final form….Stay tuned for things involving heirloom tomatoes, TikTok craft projects, and upcycling #livelaughlove

I’m very much digging these heart plugs

“Hey Brandon, your drunk ass better not pass out after eating all them cheeseburgers from Dicks, do you even remember winning tickets on the radio!?” -me sleeping as an act of aggression

Hey Brandon, my wallpaper keeps coming down…oh hey what are you doing with that blowgun? I am available to hang posters, acupuncture, and popping balloons to make the birthday kid cry from a distance