everyone & there mom is on vacation and i’m stuck in mississauga, ontario 😐

Goodnight!

finding a cs job so hard in this market we got people going to the nba instead 😭

that boy is corrupt (AHH)

fuck it, put her on the leafs first line

🚨BREAKING: per sources, sabrina carpenter is expected to suit up for the toronto maple leafs in the absence of captain auston matthews, making her nhl debut against the la kings on thursday

the level of evil we just witnessed. it cant be put into words

i am a torontonian first and a canadian maybe fourth

https://t.co/NX8wTMc8LL

Look what I have to go home to bro

💔

I hate seeing Americans experience joy

may all dodgers fans spontaneously combust

never forget it’s fuck the dodgers, fuck israel and fuck ICE forever

You cheat on your wife in Toronto

toronto sports are for people who hate themselves

AWS went down this morning. Everyone panicked. Marketing couldn’t access the website. Finance couldn’t open their dashboards. I told everyone to stay calm — there was nothing we could do. For the first time all year, every ticket became “blocked by external vendor.” My

the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave

https://t.co/s80ryKHfZT

Is it reliable? No. Top quality stream? No. Can you watch every game? No. Good app? No. Good value for your money? No. Good in-game commentary? No. Good intermission panel? No. Does everyone like it? No. $75 increase? Yes.

mitch marner trade to vegas is like if zayn left one direction and joined the wanted