Ok, given the apparently inevitable demise of this bird site, I’m now on Mastodon @kentquirk@hachyderm.ok too.

I stopped posting a while back. And I stopped reading regularly a few weeks ago. It’s now time to delete the app. Bye, all. I’m on M and T.

RT @honeycombio: Missing out on crucial errors? Try ✨ Dynamic Sampling! ✨. Some methods miss vital events. Dynamic sampling adjusts in real….

I doubt my followers care since I have hardly been posting, but I’m finally done here. Not even gonna open the app to read any more. It’s gotten too unusable.

RT @MisterABK: I found a pub with an inverted normal map. If you understand what this means, you have to retweet.

It’s apparently impossible to use the Dunkin app to order accurately. This morning I sat in my driveway for 5 minutes so I would get it right. It’s still wrong. From now on I’ll just order at the drive through.

RT @mipsytipsy: Speaking of generative AI, AIOps etc. This was a super fun conversation. We chatted about why so much AI stuff is crap, t….

RT @lochieaxon: you may not like it but this is what peak UX looks like

This. A thousand times this.

RT @ErnestBorgTen: @GhastlyH "Mansplaining as a service".

One of the clearest explainers I’m privileged to know is @jessitron, and she’s got a great one here. Fetchez la vache!.

I just turned 2 billion seconds old (yes, really). I don’t feel a nanosecond over 1.9.

RT @PeterCawdron: This is the only real time travel paradox

RT @Get_Flanked: Watching Elon struggle with Twitter is the closest we will come to knowing what would happen if gamers took over decision….

RT @PuckPuck: Earlier today, a @honeycombio solution architect was in a meeting with a new customer showing off some new product features u….

What are you doing, ⁦@expensify⁩? I said stop!

The common misspelling of “rouge” when someone means “rogue” has amazing potential for making punny tweets that no one will appreciate. I have just barely enough self-control to resist.

Just took my first dose of Paxlovid. We’ll see.

Tested positive for COVID this morning (argh) but I guess I can use the downtime to move over to the new phone.

RT @seldo: Dear Cloudflare: if AWS can figure this out at scale and still be gigantically profitable, you're not taking a principled stand,….