Kenn Leandre, Malevelon Creek Veteran
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Founder, Publisher @Kakuchopurei • Showrunner: Main Game on RTM • Esports Consultant for AESF For collabs: kenn(at)kakuchopurei(dot)com
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Halal replacements for alcohol for use in cooking (continued)
Beer : chicken/ mushroom broth
Champagne: sparkling apple/ grape juice
Red wine: beef/ chicken stock. Tomato juice
Vodka: white grape juice + squeezed lemon
Sake: rice vinegar
Mirin: sugar + water
For the halal version, replace the brandy with apple juice.
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That's a Gundam you uncultured swine
Just when you thought speed climbing was frightening enough, you now need to impress a Transformer too at
#Tokyo2020
! 👀🤖
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Sadder news is that there are many more like her.
Pernah Dapat 5A UPSR, Pavithra Kongsi Kisah Sedih Terpaksa Berhenti Sekolah Menengah
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I'd like to know about the incident which led to them putting this up
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if you managed to get a vaccination slot AND McDonald's BTS set today, you should go buy 4D after this.
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If you're still in your 20s, here are some life advice:
1. Try to NOT stick to one job for too long unless you are 100000000% it's the right one for you.
2. Travel. Because by the time you're 30, getting through to the departure gate alone is a chore
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Dalam Squid Game, sepanjang 9 episodes, paling banyak sentuh pasal ...
- Ketidak adilan dalam sosio ekonomi
- Sifat tamak manusia
- Kapitalisma
- Hidup rakyat biasa yang terdesak
- Tekanan hidup
Tapi scene yang tak sampai 5 minit yang dia dok fikir pasal adalah ...
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How to spot a bad movie on Netflix?
It's normally listed under 'Popular in Malaysia'
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For the halal version, replace the brandy with apple juice.
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It's like suap - pakai mask - suap - pakai mask - sedut air - pakai mask now eh
Nak minum & makan kena paki mask ke?
Saman RM10,000 tidak masuk akal.
This is just ridiculous.
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add some milk and call it 'Klatte'
Teaser bekalan air percuma di setiap rumah jika PAS PN memerintah di Selangor
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We👏 don't 👏 need 👏 another 👏 skyscraper 👏 in 👏 KL
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The problem is with Zionism. Not Judaism.
Know the difference.
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Awek cina this awek cina that.
You think the awek cina want you meh?!
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that's Nara Shikamaru you uncultured swine
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You know it's gonna be a shit show when Kelantan does the right thing before everyone else
Kelantan has cancelled Ramadan and Aidilfitri bazaars for this year, after the state saw a rise in COVID-19 cases as of late.
Kelantan saw 171 new cases yesterday, and is the state with the third highest number of cases after Selangor and Sarawak.
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If Fast & Furious was set in Singapore, the main plot would be smuggling Ron 95 from Johor
If Fast & Furious was set in Singapore, it will be a very short film.
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the rest of Malaysia reacting to this tweet:
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The amount of work the dude is doing for his constituents makes you wonder.....
WHAT THE FLIPPIN HELL ARE THE OTHERS DOING?
Muar❤️
1100 Tablets & Laptops ✅
Saya tidak mahu mana mana keluarga ketinggalan dari sudut pendidikan anak anak.
I will do all that i can to secure their children’s future, our future together.
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Azmin tengah lukis pie chart dia ...
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Start with your Health Minister
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Moga minah yang triggered kat iklan libresse tu also sumbang tenaga yang sama terhadap iklan lucah nak mampus & copywriting teruk gila di tepi highway tu
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wait.
WAIT.
No previous PM ever bothered to attend Kaamatan celebrations in the past?
NONE?!
1. Datuk Seri
@anwaribrahim
became the first Prime Minister ever to attend the State-level Kaamatan Festival celebration in Penampang Wednesday.
✍️Larry Ralon
🧵
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Aku harap PU yang triggered kat toilet sex scene dalam Squid Game tu pun komen la pasal ni ye
Tertengok dekat tiktok like how doh diaorang open this topic dekat tv ? like how doh ? tak boleh brain wei
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Meanwhile, KKM buat crowdfunding
Alhamdulillah rekabentuk QURANIC VILLAGE telah hampir siap.Pada dasarnya kjaan sudah setuju.Peruntukan awal sudah di luluskan dan tapak 20 ekar juga sudah di luluskan.Kita akan memulakan pembinaan 2021 insyaalah.Satu satunya projek di dunia Islam..biar Malaysia mempeloporinya..
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Best Harith Iskander jokes.
A thread.
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It's really that simple; only weak men fear strong & smart women.
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Quite sad la when some talk about video games industry, level dia tunjuk 'influencer' je, bukannya game developer, publishers, content creators & designers.
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I'm today years old when I found out that you can cucuk a 3.5mm male plug into a cassette
Ramai yang tanya aku soalan, "Macam mana nak transfer lagu masuk kaset untuk buat mixtape?" Jadi aku dah buat satu video tutorial untuk korang semua yang baru nak berjinak-jinak main kaset. Selamat mencuba!
🙂
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kalu pointer 3.5 tapi eja 'digree' & 'tittle', kira untung dah dapat kerja.
Only in Malaysia.
Melayu.
Ada digree,
Pointer 3.5
Got working experience.,
Tittle : supervisor
Salary: 2.5K
Chinese.
Fresh grad,
Pointer 2.0
No working experience
Tittle : supervisor
Salary: 3K
If you're born yellow, don't worry about salary even you have no skills.
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Something is very wrong with folks at Sinar Online
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Do it.
And I will stop going to GSC for movies.
I don't want sauce & sambal-stained seats while watching movies with the smell of kuah mixed with air conditioning.
@f_syamsuddin
Terima kasih untuk cadangan. Kami akan kongsikan dengan pihak yang berkenaan 🙂
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haha. Hantaran?
Kalau laki tu sayang kau, dia sure mati2 cuba come up with whatever amount. Cuz you're worth it.
also kalu minah tu betul2 sayang kat kau, dia pun akan cuba make sure hantaran bukan benda yang laki dia perlu risau kalu nak kawin.
Get a hint lah.
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The biggest threat to Malay culture are the Malays themselves.
Read the replies and you'll understand why.
Uniform pramugari Malaysia tersenarai sebagai satu daripada uniform tercantik di dunia. Bangga tak?
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The ONLY thing we bought for him which he actually uses properly
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You can buy food at almost every corner in Tokyo and you'll be hardpressed to spot litter.
you know what are the hardest things to spot in that city?
1. Trash cans
2. Trash on the streets.
Why? Because of the Japanese mentality. Don't blame food.
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T20 nak hak masuk MRSM?
Sebab tu aku asyik cakap. Musuh kita bukan jiran berlainan bangsa dan agama; tapi geng kaya cilaka yang cekup hak orang kebanyakkan
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Yes.
Dior could have handled it better.
By immediately calling mall security to escort her out of the premises AND THEN sending her to PDRM for causing public nuisance
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Infinity Stones vs Infinitely stoned
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the only actor to have featured in the Harry Potter, Game of Thrones and Star Wars universes
next is to appear in the MCU and she's got a very rare Grand Slam.
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no. your boyfriend should be really worried cuz he's dating someone who doesn't trust him
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Timeline cleanse with cats! I'll start
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You do realize that Bandersnatch's biggest play is how you, the viewers are the ones being controlled while believing you had full control all the time? Like games, it's a movie on rails making you believe you were dictating how it goes. When in actuality, you really don't.
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Also a sign that the husband is useless at home.
Aku SALUTE dgn mommy macam ni . Makan pakai suami & anak terjaga walaupun dia outstation selama 5 hari ❤️ MasyaAllah moga one day aku menjadi seperti mommy ni juga 😇
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Wait. Let's check out that QR code lol
....
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Not KJ's biggest fan but:
1. How is it his fault
2. Sampai menipu MC untuk beli tiket - how is that ok?
3. You're angry at the wrong issue
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A thread for recommended, awesome instant noodles which are not Maggi, Mammee, Indomie
I'll start. You continue.
Nissin Tokyo Shoyu
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Haiya.
Takkan table sample Carlsberg tu boleh pesongkan akidah korang.
Azan tu 5 kali sehari, siap tv program pun kena hold up for prayer calls. Tak da lak korang berduyun-duyun pergi sembahyang.
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kalau kerajaan kita pakai sains, Adham Baba dah tak ada kerja dah sekarang.
Cinema kat Japan tunjukkan paras CO2 setiap hall untuk pastikan ventilation yg baik (410 ppm minimum kalau outdoor)
Ni contoh gov yg buat decision pakai sains. Gov Malaysia still tak bagi padang bola sepak beroperasi ni entah sains apa dia pakai pun aku tak tahu.
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Selain Azmin Ali, namakan ahli politik mana paling tak disukai dan mengapa ianya Wan Fayshal? (15 markah)
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@MarvelStudios
@Avengers
This is what over 20 movies and almost ten years of world building will get you. Take note, WB & DC
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Is it a Malay guy thing to belittle women to make themselves feel better?
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Sabah, Sarawak and Brunei aren't part of Indonesia, guys
Polls close in Indonesia's biggest election as the country awaits 'quick count'
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It's been 366 days since he lost power.
Imagine this clown still running the country
Kalau beli botol ni untuk Teresa Kok, berapa sudu dia boleh minum?
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in one fell swoop, KJ just:
- brought himself back to relevancy - at least in the eyes of the youth
- signal boosted his ministry
- shat on at least three deputy ministers
Sempat bertemu Veveonah di UMS. Saya telah mohon maaf kepada beliau dan ibu bapa beliau bagi pihak kerajaan. Saya juga telah cadangkan untuk Veve berkerjasama dengan
@YayasanInovasi
untuk membangunkan projek inovasi di kampung beliau dalam pemeliharaan alam sekitar.
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reading the KKM account casually dunking on konon bijak pandai is my Saturday morning entertainment
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been married for a year today. So here are some things I've learned
1. Co-habit prior to marriage is so, so important
2. A little bit of compromise goes a long way
3. Transparency makes things easier. A whole lot easier
4. If you have doubts, ask.
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It's crime. It has nothing to do with feminism.
Dah verified pun bodoh jugak ke.
Apa komen feminist? Wajarkah kepala suami diperlakukan begini? 😄
Yang si suami ni pun, belikanlah isteri tu baju raya.
Suami wajib memberikan pakaian kepada isterinya pada setiap 6 bulan sekali dengan makna yang lain 2 kali dalam setahun. Al-Muhazab: 4/613 - Imam Asy-Syirazi
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Kalau itu kau anggap lucah, you have a problem dude.
Lock yourself and throw away the key
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Yang boleh beli Tesla sekerat je
Yang dapat kerja kat Tesla sekerat je
Yang dapat naik bas, beribu-ribu. Patut invest kat public transport. Bukan kat EV.
Bodo
Tesla is set to make its official debut in Malaysia later this month, but the country is definitely eyeing more than just having the EV brand sell its cars here.
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Who is your most disliked Malaysian politician and why it is Azmin Ali?
(15 points)
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Omelette from just two eggs. Trick is to beat the whites + sugar separately first til it's stiff peak then mix in the yolk later + salt.
Fluffy as fooooook
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Dude's no longer Minister of Youth & Sport but still contributing & ensuring they are well taken care off.
Unlike some Mat Jargon & boss dia
Saya merayu & mendesak, kaji semula!
Anak muda, content creators tak mampu nak bayar Rm50,000 untuk Lesen Finas.
Jangan bunuh creativity anak muda.
Jangan jejaskan pendapatan ratusan ribu anak muda!
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tell everyone you're gatal without saying you're gatal
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Facilitator konon gebang masa orientasi: PERANGAI MACAM NI? JANGAN HARAP LA NAK GRAD!
BAM. Dia repeat subject masuk kelas aku.
LOL
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when you have ZERO clue on what to do, you crowdsource for ideas.
tak payah jadi menteri la cilaka
Anda ada idea untuk Bajet 2022? Rakam dan upload ke Tiktok!
#KeluargaMalaysia
#MYInclusiveBudget
#Bajet2022
Video:
@tzafrul_aziz
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high demand items during MCO (Malaysia)
- Gardenia bread
- Ayam brand sardines
- Maggi Asam Laksa, Kari (sorry Ayam. No one loves you)
- Super Ring family pack
- Coke 1.5L
- Nintendo Switch
- 2nd hand PS4
Anything I missed?
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Rescued boy around Mutiara Damansara area.
Anyone interested to adopt?
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One of the smartest kid to come out of our education system vs a disgraced police officer ?
No contest lah.
En Azri, terlebih dahulu saya mahu minta jangan politikkan isu kesihatan. Kedua, umur saya 33 tahun, bukan 20 lebih. Ketiga, saya bekerja sebagai Specialist Registrar bukan doktor praktikal. Encik Azri tahu tak beza specialist dengan houseman?
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Can someone recommend me a new series after
- Mindhunter
- The Alienist
- Sherlock
- Dark
- Stranger Things
- Altered Carbon
- Money Heist
- Breaking Bad
- Black Mirror
- Peaky Blinders
- Billions
- Daredevil
- Luke Cage
- Iron Fist
- Attack On Titan
- Narcos
- Narcos Mexico
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Kalau orang Sabah still nak bagi BN menang kat pilihanraya nanti memang korang deserve 3G sampai tahun 2030 lah
"Saya akan ke Universiti Malaysia Sabah (UMS) dan bertemu dengan pensyarah, kakitangan dan juga Veveonah untuk mendapatkan maklumat sebenar."
#ICYMI
#AWANInews
#AWANIpagi
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Federation of Malaya is about 65 years old.
Malaysia itself, is about 60 years old.
Cumulatively, you were Prime Minister for 24 years over the course of two stints.
THAT'S EASILY MORE THAN 1/3rd of its existence.
You're the reason Melayu menjadi begitu miskin.
4. Saya mengeluh sekarang kerana kehilangan segala-galanya oleh orang Melayu berlaku selepas saya letak jawatan sebagai Perdana Menteri. Memang pun orang Melayu menjadi begitu miskin selepas saya tidak lagi jadi Perdana Menteri.
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it is sad that a national athlete isn't greeted home following success abroad but do you have to slag off other sports just to make a point?
tall poppy syndrome
Tiada sambutan kepulangan wira negara.
Hujan emas di negara orang. hujan batu di negara sendiri.
maju la e sport untuk negara.
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Pergi KFC order mash potato + Pepsi.
Gotta be a special kind of bodo to do that
RM8.10 hanya boleh segelas milo gelas biasa dan semangkok kecil kentang putar.
Janji kerajaan ph, hapus cukai GST dan gantikan dengan cukai SST, harga barang akan turun.
Ekonomi negara sedang tenat, rakyat kena ikat perut.
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Confirmed. Captain Philippa is Malaysian
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sejak zaman kau lagi la hoiiiiiiiiiiii
Guys, saya boleh confirm.
RM50 troli tak penuh.
So, macam mana? Apa kita nak buat dengan PH?
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disinfect public areas, staircase railings, elevators/ escalators, bus stops, LRT stations and interiors especially when the MCO is lifted / eased. No point doing it now when there's no one on the streets.
and why the hell are you disinfecting high rise buildings?
Pagi tadi selesai menguji kesesuaian penggunaan drones utk kerja sanitising and disinfecting kawasan Bandaraya.Kerja ini perlu di lakukan secara extensive termasuk di bangunan tinggi dan jalan jalan serta tempat awam..
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This 8-Minute Animation Is A Short Film Malaysians Can Be Proud Of
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Australia's burning
Indonesia's flooding
Hong Kong's rioting
the US of A is.... well, Trumping.
Malaysia?
Jawi jawi jawiiiiiiii!
and you still disagree when I say most Malaysians live in a bubble?
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Melayu boleh cakap English sikit terus nak bukak kelas cara sebut perkataan
Calm your tits fellas
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Saudara,
Saya Iban x Kadazan
Ape benda si celaka immigrant descendent ni?
Bukan keturunan kau ke yang mintak tanah kampung baru sampai 999tahun?
Bukan keturunan kau ke yg mintak SJK nama bangsa kau padahal sekolah nama melayu cuma ada 2 kat Malaysia.
Celaka, perangai mcm yahudi nak playing victim.
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Kan?
You don't need such an expensive phone to cyber bully a 12-year-old kid baker.
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