Do you like mythology? Weird funerary rituals? Ghost stories? Klingons? Treat yourself to a pre-order of my comprehensive new "travel guide to the afterlife," 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE. It will be lying in state in bookstores June 13.

Back one last time to (1) marvel at who’s still here and (2) post a link to my new Instagram which no few people will see because X will throttle it. Bye!

We could just hope for some Seattle tech billionaire types to swoop in. But here's a better idea: if every movie lover reading this would just cancel their least-watched streaming service for one month and kick that $10 to @ScarecrowVideo, the store would be saved!

This is really an all-hands-on-deck situation. If you ever rented at Scarecrow back in the day, or even if you're a non-Seattleite who likes the idea of a place like that existing, we need you.

Serious news from @ScarecrowVideo: the beloved Seattle film nonprofit will have to close its doors if a very ambitious fundraising campaign can’t save the store. Who will join me in throwing some support to physical media?

GiveBIG today! If you want the nation’s biggest publicly available film and TV library to stick around, @ScarecrowVideo could really use your help with their spring fundraising drive.

Jeopardy Masters not going over well in my own household.

Game on 🕹️ Which matchup are you excited to see? The newest season of #JeopardyMasters premieres TONIGHT at 8/7c on ABC and Stream on Hulu.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Tonight's broadcast of Jeopardy! will conclude with a celebration of our 9000th episode, each and every one of which has been announced by the legendary Johnny Gilbert! Be sure to tune in!

Remember The Muppet Show? Remember King's Quest? Remember Irving Berlin? If you said yes to the last one you are 140 years old, congrats. Something for everyone on the new "Kennections" puzzle.

WHERE are Albert Einstein's organs? WHO controls their own "NIL"? WHAT is the whiniest Green Day song? Answers to all these important questions on today's new "Kennections" quiz.

Anyone looking for an online trivia league? My friends at @NAQT are starting new seasons of pop culture and sports Buzzword this week!

I don't think I linked to last weekend's "Kennections" puzzle but it's a good one and has Napoleon Dynamite.

Two new "Kennections" puzzles went up on @mental_floss at the end of 2023! The first one was buggy but it's fixed now! Happy New Year!

Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell and the return of 1940s actor names

Big news! It's a work in progress but the weekly "Kennections" puzzle on @mental_floss is once again interactive! It's a holiday miracle!

Looking for a last-minute holiday gift for the trivia lover in your life? This is the correct answer.

lol at the amazing first graf here

What do Plato, Al Franken, and insect anuses have in common? Please no joke answers in the replies, I’m only on Twitter now to post links to “Kennections.”

Man, f this guy.