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amber heard

i really despise being a "scorched earth" person. i don't revel in the idea of whipping receipts in the air. but a) they're well aware this has been happening and b) saying nothing feels very wrong to me. so here we are.

this is the story of how my former employer is turning a blind eye to both myself and a journalist who never worked there being subjected to mass amounts of threats, harassment, and disinformation because of something they published almost a decade ago. https://t.co/CHnDpl51lH

A victory for the country, but most importantly, a victory for Minnesota.

a few notes for the enraged ✨ •i didn’t work for tc until 2016 so i didn’t have any say in this being published. •i haven’t worked for them for over three years no matter what the website says. •that article is not even on the website anymore. cheers!

@AdeptusHominus @reddit_lies i would hope that people would do actual due diligence to know who was responsible for something before jumping to conclusions, but i've been on the internet long enough to know that that's merely a hope and is very rarely a reality.

@AdeptusHominus @reddit_lies my name isn't actually on that article anywhere; that's a screenshot pieced together from a separate part of the website entirely for the purposes of splicing together that image from reddit.

a few notes for the enraged ✨ •i didn’t work for tc until 2016 so i didn’t have any say in this being published. •i haven’t worked for them for over three years no matter what the website says. •that article is not even on the website anymore. cheers!

the dream, essie. the dream.

Drop Dead Gorgeous counts as a Fourth of July movie.

coming back to twitter just to announce how much i love chit chat. if you hate “small talk” i think you’re boring. sorry you do not have the gift of gab, must suck.

i never tweet anymore but i liked this thing i wrote: https://t.co/X5CYd9sKWW

ariana: you’re still not over your ex kacey: we’re healing from our past beyoncé: what if you were a cowboy and you owned a GUN?!?!

i wrote about my quiet guilt for being such an active participant in "overshare culture" among other things. give 'er a read if you like → https://t.co/erBV6KvgDQ

Kate Middleton, no!

a thought from a chronically impatient person: "You will never regret moving through things methodically, thoughtfully, and purposefully. You will never regret giving yourself the gift of time. anyway you can read more here: https://t.co/SjHnJNOL9I

Well, I just love this, @kendrasyrdal: "I love that moment when you can feel a conversation going from 'awkward and out of necessity' to 'actually interesting.'"

i'm not a "hater" i'm a freelance cultural critic

journalism is literally getting destroyed before our eyes and we're using valuable internet space to talk about how barbie, a movie with eight (eight!) oscar nominations, somehow got snubbed. is everyone insane???

oops i abandoned my substack for a month because the holidays make me want to lay in traffic. anyway i made some jokes and told some truths here. https://t.co/f19IHZWV3s