Stone Cold Soup Austin
@kellymcpheeee
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little kerouac, always running like dean and sal
Chicago
Joined January 2009
Salt Shed confiscated my keychain sharpie :( RIP my lil marker dude
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it worked 🤷🏼♀️
"If I were an octopus I'd use all eight arms to touch your butt" this is why you don't text boys while drinking wine
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Lumber (you know what you get in the playoffs): by fallout boy
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The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University. This was her bio: "Renée Macklin is from Colorado Springs, Colorado and is studying Creative Writing at ODU. Her poetry has been
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quiet, piggy
After thinking about it, should I travel across the state line to Minnesota? 😆
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The best part of Bears hype is dudes sharing what their girlfriends are nicknaming the players. Like I’m absolutely stealing “Coly Coly Oly” for Loveland.
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Calling off work bc I have a new theory on Guillermo Del Toro, Mary Shelly and Jackson Pollack that needs more research
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Since so many are asking I’ll finally tell you all my New Year’s resolution. It’s for Evanescence “Call Me When Your Sober” to be my number one song on Spotify wrapped. Think I can do it.
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his petty & superstition her taste in men 🤝 my absolute respect
Cole Kmet “doesn’t talk to his sister during Packers week” 😭😭 (she is dating Lukas Van Ness)
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Hey hi so we could’ve told you but some things you must learn on your own
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My best friend bc my heart has always known you: by fallout boy
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And wavy product recommendations would be appreciated :)
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My normally stick straight hair has been drying curlier & curlier for the past few months. I’ve finally made it.
Hurting my own feelings going down curly hair theory tiktok
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Communism = nobody can be rich Capitalism = anyone can be rich Socialism = anyone can be rich but no one should be poor Hope that helps
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There are children who don’t know about the malice in the palace, I’m about to start knocking on doors to spread the gospel
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FINALLY
Get Pete Carroll off my television
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As a triple air sign dating a triple Scorpio, one of the hardest things to learn was that love, real love, requires vulnerability. Something that I can’t just charm my way into. Bc of that, he knows a version of me that no one else does. And it’s my favorite version of me.
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The venn diagram of Bears fans who hate Caleb for his nails but still romanticise the 90s Bulls is full circle bc did yall really forget?
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