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T’was the night before starting an ssri, with so many thoughts stirring about, but only I could hear them, not even a mouse

excuse me there’s a MICHAEL A. JORDAN????????????

May this find you.

Because I’m a scardey cat, I haven’t seen Weapons. So in my mind, she won this Oscar for playing Meredith’s therapist in seasons 4 & 5 of Grey’s Anatomy

If I was Charlie and someone who calls himself Riz God kept bringing up one of the worst nights of my life I would be looking to get rid of him too

And it was around the time Jeff Probst randomly started rapping that I realized he’s the Mr. Schuester of Survivor.

I explicitly blame Shauhin for this Jeff Probst rap

The fun game of who do I feel terrible? Am I sick, is it my period, my anxiety, a combo, or a mystery ailment that could kill me?? Only time will tell!!

No this is fine. The North remembers The Lickening.

Me on the day I started running vs today when I ran for 30 minutes straight for the first time

She also wouldn’t be able to handle not being allowed to call John to cry about how people think she’s a traitor

Wicked stans crying that their favs are being ignored during awards season when the real best musical of last year gets an unceremonious streaming debut (and no physical release in sight)

The vibe I feel like I bring to the function (at least internally)

Brits AND Americans need to get loud about this. because mind you this is a BRITISH awards show and they’re censoring someone cursing out an AMERICAN organization.

i want payola. advantages placed in her shoes at night. bought jury votes. mysterious med evacs of her opps. invites to all rewards. i want fraudulence like cbs is on the brink of bankruptcy. no more love and light strategies. #Survivor50

if you wanna know what the future of hollywood is gonna look like now. disgusting

This picture of Michael Rappaport is the tethered of the Kevin James meme

This is the most emotions I’ve had watching survivor in a long time

Survivor is so much better when Jeff isn’t around