RT @DouchebagSuprem: Any ball knowers?

RT @algoflows: just got hired at jane street crude oil desk

RT @WindhorstLarry: It’s so hot out I just hyrdoplaned off the toilet seat at work.

RT @CristusVictor: Real patriots have a Deportation Counter.

RT @thewoolshire: We must not sell off the West. Credit: @getrawmilk

RT @MeatEaterTV: We stand to lose millions of acres of public lands if we don't act now. Here's a detailed map of what's on the table. http….

“Sir SIRRR YOU CANT HAVE MORE THAN 3.4 oz of liquid in one container sirrrr!” What if I have 25 3 oz containers? …that’s okay? “Yes sir” . It’s about humiliation and subservience. Their actions are never for our safety.

Big bones = predisposed to have a better hair dresser?.

RT @jakewoolf: You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

What compels a grown man to paint his nails?.

IYKYK

TSA: Thieves Snitches and Assholes. I see you eating my local raw honey and chocolates Shaniqua.

Old ladies like young men more than old guys like young girls.

Corporations gamify and derisk life. Make a 50 mil bet and lose you’ll still go home in your jap shitbox to your duplex to eat your microwaveable Mac n’ cheese feeling better than you had when you dropped a touchdown pass on homecoming night against your rival.

Monkeys often "steal" bananas or other food items from humans because they've learned that humans are a source of easy food.

I’m deep in enemy territory, (downtown Boulder) starved, (what the fuck is a bean burger?) and surrounded by the enemy(purple-haired bicyclists). Soon, I’ll need to deploy my weapon of last resort(putting a Harris-Walz sticker on the bumper of my cybertruck).

The year is 2030 and you've just come home with your new Optimus robot. What is the first thing you say to it?.

Money talks. Software kills. The US will have Taiwan, Ukraine, and Greenland soon enough. Then Mars. Then the world. Don’t ask about the moon that’s already ours.

No health hack beats taking risk and winning.