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Kelly Karnetsky

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My consciousness is in the cloud and my corporeal form is billions of nanites working in unison. I ♥ Code + Design. I also enjoy the taste of orange soda.

Colorado Springs, CO
Joined September 2008
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Kelly Karnetsky
27 days
Activision ID flowtease #BlackOps7 @callofduty.
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6 months
What is this bullshit punishment? Just tell me it might take longer instead of making me wait 60 seconds in a virtual queue before I can enter a spot @Target
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Kelly Karnetsky
1 year
I just want a solid gold credit card from @RobinhoodApp help me out?
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Kelly Karnetsky
2 years
It’s safe to assume that if a barista gives me a free drink, she’s mad in love with me, right?.
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Kelly Karnetsky
3 years
I really should stay off social media when I’m drinking.
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Kelly Karnetsky
3 years
I think I go to @ChipotleTweets too much 😬😬
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Kelly Karnetsky
3 years
I’m just idling in a parking lot forgetting how much gas is….
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Kelly Karnetsky
4 years
Honestly, how tf are you supposed to eat brie? Having rind on a cheese is to fancy for me.
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Kelly Karnetsky
4 years
Have you ever been so out of it that you try making a phone call using the calculator app?.
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Kelly Karnetsky
4 years
Not to flex, but instead of buying a new washer and dryer because my washer broke, I fixed it myself. That temptation to spend $ money was strong though, lol.
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Kelly Karnetsky
4 years
RT @ProductHunt: What is your favourite font and why is it Comic Sans?.
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Kelly Karnetsky
4 years
Making meringue with a stand mixer is legit.
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Kelly Karnetsky
4 years
One of the straps of my mask broke while I was in a store. I don’t know why I felt so embarrassed. I quickly tied the strap around my ear but felt weird, like should I run out and grab a new mask or what!?!.
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Kelly Karnetsky
5 years
As someone who switched back to iPhone, I have two major complaints. No file manager to access/move anything. The one that hurts the most is when Face ID rejects me when I check my phone in the middle of the night or in the morning. What are you trying to tell me Apple?!.
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Kelly Karnetsky
5 years
Got a survey call and the first question was if I was worried about global warming. I said that I was somewhat worried and they hung up on me. Not sure how to take that, lol.
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Kelly Karnetsky
5 years
Orange energy drinks don't taste good after brushing your teeth either.
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Kelly Karnetsky
5 years
Do you Wilson Phillips? Do you really know this pain?.
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Kelly Karnetsky
5 years
One thing that's nice about wearing a mask is that I can lip sync in public and only look crazy when I bust out the dance moves 😂.
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Kelly Karnetsky
5 years
Watching Friends and it's a Halloween episode, I instantly knew that Ross was dressed as "Spud-nik," called it out instantly and got called a nerd. I can't be the only one that got that 😂😂.
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Kelly Karnetsky
5 years
Note to self, ordering things online when you're tired is just as bad as ordering when drunk.
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