The Lore Of $KM Kekius Maximus 🐸⚔️

Kek of the day: ✊🐸💨 Three guys are standing on the roof of a skyscraper. The first guy says: the updraft is so strong that it blows you back onto the roof if you jump off. So he jumps off & is blown back onto the roof. So the second guy tries & goes splat. Third guy:

I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD FULL OF KEKS IN MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND I AM WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT I DESIRE.

Gm chat, are ye ready for October or Uptober?

Kek if you want me to do a Cybertruck giveaway!

Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid. And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound. Kekius Maximus 🐸⚔️

I kek on the first date! ~ Kekius Maximus

Occupy Mars! ~ @ElonMusk 🐴🐸

I'll see you in Valhalla 🐸⚔️

Without freedom of speech, we are just slaves in the matrix. Kekius Maximus (@ElonMusk) 😎

Are Ye Not Entertained ~ Kekius Maximus 🐸⚔️

Kekius Maximus is the goat of this era (42-0)!

Whoever controls the media, controls the mind! Kekius Maximus (@ElonMusk) 🐸📺

Remember that what you see in the mirror is only a shadow of what you are. Kekius Maximus (@ElonMusk) 🐸🪞

I was raised by books! ~ @ElonMusk 📗✨

Kekius Maximus is awake!

I try not to start fights, but i do finish them! Kekius Maximus (@ElonMusk) 🐸⚔️

Money is essentially an information system for labor allocation, so it has no power in and of itself. it's like a database for guiding people as to what they should do. So put the keks in the bag! Kekius Maximus (@ElonMusk) 🫰🐸

Die fighting for something you truly believe in! Kekius Maximus (@ElonMusk) 🐸⚔️

The single most important belief is that the future of humanity is a life among the stars✨ Kekius Maximus (@ElonMusk)

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