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Keith Murray

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Joined February 2009
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Keith Murray
1 month
A good lad, is Kev. Terrible what he’s gone through, have a read of the article.
@Glasgow_Live
Glasgow Live
1 month
Kirkintilloch man's leg amputated in cancer battle after sciatica pain turned out to be tumour.
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Keith Murray
2 months
How many times do you think this brain donor read and re-read his tweet to make sure that he hadn’t actually explicitly said what he really meant?. The worst kind is the kind that’s too cowardly to actually say it. At least you know where you stand with the overt ones. Bosch.
@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
2 months
I love this country. I love London with everything I’ve got. It’s the greatest city on Earth or at least, it used to be. And I’ll tell you this now: anyone who says London is safer today than it was ten, fifteen years ago is lying through their teeth. I’ve worked these streets
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Keith Murray
2 months
Who could have foreseen Trump and Elon being at each other’s throats this quickly?. Me. Me could have foreseen it.
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Keith Murray
2 months
RT @_CM_67_: Wonder if Roma fans will be down there tomorrow taking pictures of empty cans.
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Keith Murray
2 months
Very, very good 😂😂.
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
2 months
Just another day in Paradise 🍀🏆
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Keith Murray
3 months
When the camera panned round to the Celtic fans when the team came out, and the whole end was going mental to Simply The Best, one of the funniest moments in many a season. Sensational.
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Keith Murray
3 months
RT @KNEECAPCEOL: "Trivia" which "did not matter to the general public" 🤔
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Keith Murray
5 months
RT @FenianOfTheLoch: Huns.
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Keith Murray
5 months
“Awwww that’s better than them getting pumped 6-0!”. You got put out of the Scottish Cup by Queens Park two weeks ago ya troglodytes!.
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Keith Murray
6 months
Jota Jota on the wing!!! 😍😍😍😍.
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Keith Murray
7 months
Well, at least the new chairman can identify the low-hanging fenian fruit to go after. This meltdown has been the best ever. Embarrassing themselves more and more at every turn.
@PLZSoccer
PLZ Soccer
7 months
🚨Rangers release statement surrounding the 'swift reinstatement' of officials Frank Connor and Alan Muir following Premier Sports Cup Final Error. The club say that: "The decision to reinstate the officials so quickly, and in particular for a fixture involving the club which
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Keith Murray
7 months
Just not at the races today. Can't argue with the fact we didn't get the resu. oh, wait! 😂.
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Keith Murray
9 months
Credibility (no laughing at the back!) fucked.
@RoryStewartUK
Rory Stewart
9 months
because: .• Biden’s government’s been solid.• Trump’s lost ground since 2016.• The young Black male votes which Trump needs didn’t turn out in 16, 18, 20, or 22.• Young women like Kamala + vote.The polls are “herding” at 50:50 to protect themselves after past misses - ignore.
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Keith Murray
9 months
Kuhn rightly getting all the headlines. He was MOTM without a doubt. But Auston Trusty. Fantastic performance. On top of everything, and there are the seeds of a real strong partnership with CCV there.
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Keith Murray
9 months
We've managed this game so well. There's a maturity about this team now. A real sensational performance.
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Keith Murray
10 months
This. THIS is the Brendan we all want. All that was missing here was the smell of mince cooking and a Rangers fan coming over to thank him.
@CelticNoah
Noah
10 months
He’s so box office😂😂
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Keith Murray
10 months
Got tickets for @springsteen in Manchester. To say I'm buzzing to be seeing him in an arena is a huge understatement. It's going to be a long 7 months!.
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Keith Murray
10 months
RT @Dafabet: 👀🤣🤣🤣🧟‍♂️.
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Keith Murray
11 months
It's been an ever increasing descent into absolute madness for Rangers managers. From nice guy Gio to this, via the Andrew Tate sharing, used car salesman Beale. They're going to have to go for Gary Busey next.
@Zeshankenzo
Lint
11 months
Love this guy.
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Keith Murray
11 months
This wee Andrew Tate-loving incel gimp is getting more and more drunk in his videos recently. Give it a few more months of this and he'll be like the Hale and Pace "SPAIN!!!" sketch.
@FollowMeltdowns
FollowFollowMeltdowns
11 months
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