Concern for my fellow tenants prevents me from attaching thousands of balloons to my apt. Instead, my rent will be the only thing going UP!

You put one David Foster Wallace quote up on Twitter and people automatically think you're over the edge - well that's his happiest quote!

"Because the so-called real world... hums merrily along in a pool of fear and anger and frustration and craving and worship of self."

Finally tweeting - joining the other stalkers and narcissists.