*me sitting on my husbands lap*. Him: “your ass is like a T-bone steak. it’s juicy but boney” 🤣.

RT @deepmindblown:

I’m going on week 4 of being sick with Covid-19 (it’s hell). so my husband decided to cheer me up. He attempted to dance to a “TikTok dance” (completely wrong dance moves) and when I say every bone in his body cracked. I mean every bone. 😭😂😂.#gettingold .#imcrying.

*looking for houses*. M: “Oh hell no”.Me: “what?”.M: “YOU SEE ALL THOSE STEPS?”.Me: . 😂😂.

We’re about to save so much money after this quarantine. I’m low key becoming Mase’s hair stylist 😂💇🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️ #nocluewhattodo.

Another Christmas where there’s Christmas music and Mase sings all the wrong lyrics 😂😳🤷🏼‍♀️🎄.

Mason gives our fish high-fives throughout the day by going “fin” and tapping the bowl. 🤨🐠💕🤷🏼‍♀️.

*sees a massive bruise on elbow*. Me: "hey, you know where I got this from?". M: "I don't remember exactly what you hit it on, but I remember you took it like a champ!" . Me:"huh, okay cool thanks.". 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️.

Mason just poured hot sauce on my tongue and I didn't taste anything. Safe to say our technique to clear up the sinuses didn't work 🤦🏼‍♀️🥴.

Guys. every night we drink. Mason wakes up in the middle of the night, goes to the bathroom, and then drinks a whole 24oz cup of water. He calls it his "oil change" 😭🤣.

*watching a movie*.M: “are those different colored crabby patties?” .Me: “. those are macaroons 😂😂”.M: “oh. ”.

*side note I'm sitting by Mason on the couch and he jumps like a foot. I look at him, then glance over at the TV. He jumped cause there was a snake in his video game 😂😂😂🤭I can't stop laughing.

M: "hey that's my shirt!". Me:"oh yeah? You wear a women's size small?". M:" yeah. when I'm feeling sexy!" . 😳🙄🤦🏼‍♀️😂.

How cool would it be if everything worked just like they show it in the commercials?.

RT @MolllyMack: Comparison is completely illogical and yet we spend an unbelievable amount of time comparing our lives to others. There are….

Me- "Do you know how hard it is for me to stand by you quietly while you tell your bull shit stories to people?" . M-"hahahahahaha" . 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️😎😂.

Mason just said, "you're really extremely nice to look at" and I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. 😍😩🙌🏽😂.

*Mason chugs my water*. Me: "uh that was mine. ". M: "look at your finger, nothing is "mine" anymore!". #MarriedLife.

Never marry the one you can live with, marry the one you can't live without💕.