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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
6 months
@AbhiUpmanyu Dum hai toh Nepal aake dikhao! Nahi hai toh bhi aajao… Hum kya hi karlengey? World tour se pehle aap pados mein toh aayiye. 😭
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Dashain ko pahilo subhakamana pakkai kunai uncle bata aaucha ta thahthiyo. Tara Morgan uncle bata aaucha bhanera chai sochya thiyina.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Groom Wanted: -Age 24-34 -Ghar ma kagati ko rukh bhayeko
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Airlines such as Buddha, Yeti, Shree, Guna fly only Trunk Routes. Whereas, STOL sector (high-risk) has only Summit, Sita, and Tara airlines serving those areas. The weather is unpredictable. Summit’s aircraft took off only 3 minutes prior to Tara’s. Summit landed safely…but Tara
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@kathmandukaren
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9 months
I wish that @NepaliComment would make a video on Michael Kobold. I would PAY to watch that.
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@kathmandukaren
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5 months
खासमा फस्ने त केटी पो हो म त भन्छू: बिहे बहिंसकार नै गरम
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@kathmandukaren
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3 months
Lalitpurian, Kathmanduite, and Bhaktapurian convened to debate on the optimal time to upload on YouTube, the best newsletter: @EtaHernus , and the cultural significance of dedh-plate-momo.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
If your water ain’t Clene; your life’s not Healdhi
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
5 months
Yeh kya kardiya bhai meine. Ab front row tickets miljaye bass…
@AbhiUpmanyu
Abhishek Upmanyu
5 months
@kathmandukaren Adding Nepal.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Aaja bihana dekhi flex handim bhanera.
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@kathmandukaren
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11 months
Tune your FM to 96.6 for LMB Sarkar🙏
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@kathmandukaren
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1 year
In a “I want to be the last to send the messagetionship” with CG Net 🥰❤️🙂
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@kathmandukaren
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5 months
Momo bhaneko closed hunu parcha. Open ta relationship pani huncha.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Tara Air unfortunately didn’t. To those who lost people they love, tweets such as this seems ignorant.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Manishes are ekdam underrated in the fukboi game. Personally, I think they pretty up there with the Ayushes.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Happy Pride!
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@kathmandukaren
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15 days
Henceforth, NG=Nepal Government; ISPs=Internet Service Providers in Nepal. NG: Oie ISP haru, timiharu le garda 📲NTC, 📲Ncell bata aaune tax money💰 swattai kamm bhayo. So we are adding extra tax on you, we need more money.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Dohoris are super relatable! My favorite this season!
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@kathmandukaren
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1 month
Dedh-Plate Momo Pro Max
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@kathmandukaren
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5 months
This is how much I miss Guras Nani.
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@kathmandukaren
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23 days
Mummy’s cousin left her shawl at ours.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Yo baini le ta ditto copy paste hanyo yaar. I hope you never find a kagati ko rukh bhayeko groom 😤
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@kathmandukaren
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5 months
Have we all collectively accepted our insta feed and started to watch Gopi Bahu and Ahem Ji drama or are we still in denial?
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Jhamsikhel ta Kathmandu ma ni pardaina 😭
@dulalpuspa
Puspa Dulal
2 years
मेयर बालेन शाहको सपोर्टमा झम्सिखेलको चिकेन स्टेसनले सित्तैमा बर्गर बाँड्ने
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
1 year
Prateek Kuhad ko concert najane baru tyo paisa ko jhamsi ma jagga kinchu.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
5 months
Sad Reality of Brain Drain in Nepal: 5 years ago: Friends unable to attend the wedding. Present Day: Siblings unable to attend the wedding. 5 years from now: Groom unable to attend his own wedding.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Your honor, my eyes are up here!
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Does your family get into fight mode while getting ready/about to get out of the house for a function? before I saw this tiktok, I seriously thought mero ghar ma matra esto huncha😭
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
23 days
This is how @tirimiridai has been able to keep his identity a secret.
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@kathmandukaren
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4 months
Okay, first of all it’s awkku…
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@kathmandukaren
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3 years
Thank god for nipples...Otherwise boobies would be pointless!
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
23 days
We broke up. And I still have his hoodie.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
25 days
Fake News! I have signed an agreement with @EtaHernus to start a podcast under their banner. #EtaSunnus Coming Soon 💖
@dipeshtrip
Dipesh Tripathi
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@kathmandukaren didnt know you had a podcast as well
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@kathmandukaren
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3 months
Please be patient with me, I’m from the 1990s.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Here’s a fluffy puppy. Have a good day.
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@kathmandukaren
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1 year
My ex got married and none of my friends consoled me saying, “Aba timi strong hunu par sa.”
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
This is RACISM #freeapoorva
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
“Little pig, little pig, let me in!” “Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!” “Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow blow blow” The big bad wolf broke in through the window!
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
S was dating A And B was dating Su But now S is dating Su And now I am filled with secrets that I am not allowed to spill.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
@daamijhaakri Malai ta paila paila dohori sunda ni motion sickness hune. Bus chadeko bhanthanne mero brain le. Mero mummy lai pani same.
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@kathmandukaren
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3 months
Help! I am starting to understand football jokes.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
5 months
Jado ko mausam cha, ex ko hoodie jalaunu bhanda donate garera move on garum ladies #K6B4
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
4 months
Valentine’s day ma hami singles haru lai duita kura chaiyeko chha: 1. Chutti 2. Couples dekhey ki hirkauna lai dhunga
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
1 year
Gift ideas for the bf? Pls help
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
People say they're anti casteist but live in Kastamandap, make it make sense 🤔
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‎awKKu𐦍
25 days
@tridevgurung @AbhiUpmanyu Backstage bulake gaali dediya…toh bhi chalega 🥲
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
K garya yaar LMB timle? @lilmuzibhatt
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@kathmandukaren
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1 year
Ex gf lai tauko ma tekako thiyo Current gf lai dhaad ma matra tekaune re
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@kathmandukaren
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3 months
“Jhoot boleko haina, saacho matra nabhaneko” re! Oho twitter ma bhet bhayera love pareko kati jaati manchey bhandai baseko. Pailai duiti srimati, tinta bachha raicha. Dhannai bela mai sodhpuch garechu ni.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Ma class 9 huda mero “best friend” le malai break up letter lekheko. Bitch what???!!!
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@kathmandukaren
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1 year
Find yourself someone who loves as much as Charles loves Camilla.
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@kathmandukaren
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3 months
@NepaliComment @tridevgurung Bhauju bahek sabai ko crush raichan.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
मासु खाँदिन भन्नेले मुटु कलेजो खाइसक्यो तिमी बिना बाँच्दिन भन्नेले छोरछोरी पाइसक्यो #टडकसाहित्य
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
4 months
It was all written in the stars for us until he said, “Art of Living ma 2 years volunteer gareko.”
@_here_to_rant
rant sis
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it was all written in the stars for us until he said 'tyo sadhguru ko talks hernai parney 6'
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@kathmandukaren
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9 months
Tinder ma naya chhu. Swipe right garera support garnu hola 🙏
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‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
@AbhiUpmanyu is coming to Nepal in August. You’re welcome! 🥰💖
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Abhishek Upmanyu
5 months
@kathmandukaren Adding Nepal.
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‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Who’s viewed your account feature aayo bhane ko ko faschan? 🙋🏽‍♀️
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
I want to hug my friend who lost her brother to suicide. I want to console a friend who lost his dog to illness. I want to be with my best friend so that she has someone to hold on to while she stumbles. But I am stuck in my own hell. Good bye.
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‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
You know it’s time to delete your dating app profile once your ex’s circle shows up under “compatible.”
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26 days
Sab jana podcast start garera ekarka lai nai bolayera basya cha. #PodcastPandemic
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
9 months
Michael Kobold is a piece of shit. Having 1 out of 10 controversies he spews proving to be true does not make him legit.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
5 months
Going to meet someone from Twitter! Dating Apps: 0 Twitter X: 1
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@kathmandukaren
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5 months
@tirimiridai didn’t show up today 🙄
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
K tapai le DV bharnu bhayo?
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
Dherai sathiharu le k bhayo Awkku sodhnu bhayo. Khai k matra bhayena? Aaja CAN Info Tech gako thiye ma. Ani tehi dhokebaaj purush aafno jethi srimati ra 3 bachha liyera Bhirkuti Mandap aako raicha. Laaj pachayera bolna aayo. Maile ni chyatthera sodhey, “dosro chai khoi ta?”
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
Men do not deserve anything.
@kathmandukaren
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3 months
“The only man who deserves you, is the one who thinks he doesn’t.” Good morning, my loves 💕
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
1 year
Moving on quick is a superpower.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Spying on the neighbors 👀
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4 months
अफिस नि यति ठुलो भयो कि “यूनिक” नाम गरेका व्यक्ति नै तिनजना छन्।
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
5 months
Me jotting down gossips for the next space @daamijhaakri G hosts 😎
@dipeshtrip
Dipesh Tripathi
5 months
My first experience as speaker in Spaces. Thank you @tridevgurung for inviting. Thank you all for suggesting so many content ideas.🙏 P.S. My handwriting is poor even though I once got 2nd position in handwriting competition in class 7.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Anil Kapoor when he cums, “Dhina Dhin Dhaaaa”
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
1 month
School bela ko crush ko chhora parents day ma naachne umer ko bhaisakyo
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
1 year
Please recommend me the best skin clinic/doctor in ktm. The one I go to has a great doctor but the wait time is crazy. Retweet for clear skin.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Yo wala
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
1 year
Daraz!!! What is thisssss??? 😭😭😭😭
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
4 months
@tirimiridai SSDs are generally faster and more reliable. So, definitely SSD.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Khas bhako ta kei haina ali ali depression jasto matra ho
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@kathmandukaren
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4 months
Dating Apps: 0 Twitter X: 0 Aba timi strong hunu parsa.
@kathmandukaren
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5 months
Going to meet someone from Twitter! Dating Apps: 0 Twitter X: 1
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@kathmandukaren
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9 months
He thrives off of anti Indian sentiment. He calls everyone who disagrees with him a bheda. If he gets asked any serious question he says to go through his highlights. And when one does…it is full of nonsense…and further questioning will lead to you getting blocked…lol
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
9 months
Who is TDS? And why is it taking all my money?
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
6 months
#hotnews Durga Prasai wants Arijit Singh to sing श्रीमान गम्भीर
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
1 year
2022 ko biggest achievement is scooter ma quadruple ride with twitter mutuals.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
5 months
I will never apologize for living my life. I am not Sorry. I am Orry.
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‎awKKu𐦍
9 days
Apparently saying, “happy mother’s day to a future mom!” is flirting re… 🤢
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@kathmandukaren
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1 year
Bholi ko weather ekdam naramro hos. Please.
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@kathmandukaren
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2 years
Can’t be bothered re @isthisbehavior
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4 months
If you’re a guy below 50, stay away from me please.
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@kathmandukaren
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7 days
@bipin977 LMB ko Ba-Udha-Nath and what it led to 🤣 Fly My Father
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@kathmandukaren
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25 days
3 mins to go…
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
4 months
My dating history: Bf #3 -Video Editor Bf #4 -Video Editor Potential Bf #5 -Video Editor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ani kina nabhanos ta mid-dialogue “J-Cut/L-Cut” ko barey. I clearly have a type.
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
4 days
Everyone who meets @ShalinGiri : “Wow! Shalin is a child prodigy, wise beyond his years.” Also, Shalin—eats an open momo upside down, juice dribbling all over his hands. Starts to complain that the momo is too juicy.🤪 Then proceeds to eat the rest the same way.
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@kathmandukaren
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24 days
What do you mean by look between B & H?
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5 months
@JhilimiliMaata Malai @tirimiridai le lyaideko ho❤️ Ma kassailai dinna!
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
5 months
He laughed at his own tweet, when no one else did. My new hero 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
@manopl0
manab
5 months
hahahahhahahahahahah
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
Upon reflecting on the facts and acknowledging @totototootoooo ’s merits, I briefly questioned my steadfast support for @tirimiridai . Despite this, I’ve ultimately reaffirmed my commitment. Elections are won with substantial ideologies, not just ideals. Vote for Tirimiri! ✊
@tirimiridai
tirimiridai
3 months
fed up with the incessant boomer shaming and dissemination of fake news on this platform, perpetuated by a clique of malevolent zoomers. not insisting you vote for me, but please ensure you know the facts before casting your ballot and making an informed decision.
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‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
“The only man who deserves you, is the one who thinks he doesn’t.” Good morning, my loves 💕
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‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Honestly, loving the #iOS16PublicBeta It is so good for my productivity. It has stopped me from mindlessly scrolling on Instagram. It simply crashes the app and I am too lazy of a person to scroll and get to where I was so I open up TikTok instead. And BAM!! TikTok crashes too.
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‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
Hinge this morning: We know you have ignored this profile thrice. But, you are definitely most compatible with your ex’s mentor. We think you two should meet.
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‎awKKu𐦍
3 months
You know it’s time to delete your dating app profile once your ex’s circle shows up under “compatible.”
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@kathmandukaren
‎awKKu𐦍
2 years
Ajkal space ma space out matra bhayincha.
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