kathleen
@kathleen_hanley
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i have flaws. what are they? oh, i don't know. i sing in the shower. sometimes i spend too much time volunteering. occasionally i'll hit somebody with my car.
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me:
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#TheBachelor
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scott disick at home watching:
#VMAs
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#tiktokdown
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