coming back to twitter just to say i’d do anything to smell a sears catalogue one more time

my special skills are - space cowboy - gangster of love - Maurice

the only things on my mind this week: bo burnham and existential dread (supplied by bo burnham)

i think billy joel should make a part two for We Didnt Start the Fire and call it We Added Fuel to it cause it needs an update

told my sister i’m moving across the country and all she said was “okay?” ?? teenagers man

which means 17 years ago my dad snuck my 5 year old self and him in to see it 💀💀

why do car rental places give u the most luxury cars i don’t want to give this back :-(

Congratulations to Vice President elect @KamalaHarris, the first woman in the White House!

West Philly reacts to Biden’s lead in Pennsylvania by dancing in the street, of course

good morning to everyone especially people who voted blue in georgia: ur doing amazing

i cannot believe this man has a chance at another four years what is wrong with u america

thread of petitions (blm, yemen, lgbtq+/trans rights, human rights, etc) because the tl is going back to normal

does anyone have a full size ladder and also wants to explore the attic in my apartment that i can’t get to?? i just wanna know what’s up there

happy father’s day to Lauren Sanderson and Lauren Sanderson only

i don't wanna brag but i'm so good at identifying traffic lights, crosswalks, and trees out of a set of nine pictures now

“The police have killed 7,666 people in the past 6 years and there have ONLY been 25 convictions.” HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!??!!!!??!!