Kasper Frederik Christiansen
@kasperfc91
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I write stories, jokes, poems and try to spread some love. Being a father and a husband is the best I know. My new book: https://t.co/8xksjKGdRw
Denmark
Joined June 2025
Greetings sweet'n'strong friends! 🤩 Here's a little something about myself. I'm a father, a husband, a teacher and a writer. I write jokes, poems and short stories, and I share them here on X. All I want is to spread love, kindness, joy and giggles. Also, I find peace of mind in
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Never trust a map drawn by someone already lost... Just sayin'... 😑
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Do plants ever get jealous that we get to move around and they don’t? Or are they just waiting for making an ambush? Hmm... Is this too mossy...? 🤔🤣
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A couple of years ago I wrote my first "What Am I"-poem. This is it. I think it's really good and it made me wonna do an entire collection of poetry like this. That project is what I am working on at the moment. It's about a hero we all need. I hope you'll enjoy this, and share
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At the moment I'm working on so many incredible, but different poems. I really enjoy it and I love the poems! But, I like to make collections, and lately the subjects for the poems have differ a lot. Too many projects at once, and I bet others know this feeling as well. 😊
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Tesla succeeds in many ways, and this works every time. ♥️
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If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Asking for a friend... 🤣
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Age is just a number. Unfortunately, in some cases, it’s a really big one... 🤪
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If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through floors? It bothers me... It's a nightmare... Also, they must be terrible ghoul-keepers at football... 🤔
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No matter how expensive your watch is, or how many watches you have, you don't have more time than others. 🤔
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If I should host a construction podcast; episode one would just be me laying the groundwork... Or I would delay it because... you know... "Under construction"... 🤪
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving definitely isn’t for you... 😳
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If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through floors? It bothers me... It's a nightmare... Also, they must be terrible ghoul-keepers at football... 🤔
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A sharp sword is useful, but a sharp wit wins free drinks! It's a true and tipsy story. 🤩🍻
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I wish I could open a bakery for cats and dogs—every order would come with a complimentary paw-stry. 😻
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He who laughs last probably didn’t hear the question... Proved by my students... Many times... 🤣👌
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Here's another great meme, or positive joke would some say. No matter what, it's love for Tesla! ♥️Also, the point of the meme is very true. Teslas success is incredible, beautiful and inspiring. 🫶
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Don’t follow your dreams — they don’t know where they’re going either... In your sleep, I mean. 🤪
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Tried to teach the broom to dance; it said it only does sweep tempo... I got pretty surprised when it started talking! 😳
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Even the strongest warrior can’t win an argument with a hungry stomach... I know this way too well! I also know people who turns into hangry dragons... 🤣
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If you eat a clock, would it be a time-consuming meal? 🤔 Anyways, I told you... I buy BTC and the goes down... Crashes... This darn crypto is not for weak stomach... Should have gone with the new CEO of X instead... 🤣👌
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