Kasiva Mutisya🌍
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GOD • MSc Finance • My dream is to collect Art • Golf & Runner🏃🏽♀️& 🏌🏼• Professional Investor
Switzerland & Nairobi, Kenya
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The locusts must have figured out that is impossible to thrive in Kenya and left quietly.
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Jewellery is the easiest way to move wealth around with less questions asked and no tax paid.
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Fuliza is not a loan but an overdraft facility that allows you to overdraw your account to a balance below zero and there lies the problem.
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Will Insurance companies ever think of including gym membership as part of their health insurance packages.
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Kibaki would never prioritize BBI over economic recovery!
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When bankers get together for dinner, they discuss Art.
When artists get together for dinner, they discuss money.
-Oscar Wilde
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The preacher at All Saints Cathedral is calling out the president and our politicians.
"If you cannot give the 15% allocated the 35% is a lie."
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When I hear statements like, "unlock value and leverage synergies," I know there is no money to be made.. 🤣🤣😂
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How are rakes, wheelbarrows and unpaid Kazi mtaani supposed to spur economic growth and promote a saving culture? East Africa is building without us.
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I beat traffic to Lavington green for a meeting and the person decided my time was not worth it.
Respect everyone's time, we are not 12.
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One of the legislators was justfying the Sh.100,000 per month by saying that they are not attractive to the job market after parliament.
1. Do they lose their skills after getting elected.
2. MPs are always calling on the youth to think outside the box,time to apply your advice.
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Kenya is on a fiscal trajectory that will precipitate a full blown debt distress in the near future;
1. It is not that KRA is not hitting its revenue collection targets but there is no income to tax;they have crowded out tax growing economy.
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KPLC will soon start hawking their products.
A monopoly kills the ability to innovate and offer customers better services.
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I think we should hold a referendum each time they sneak in new taxes for approval: you cannot squander money with no accountability.
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Lebanon has Legalised cannabis to help boost revenues and solve its economic crisis.
Why are we missing out on this 'green gold' 🤔
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Kindly let me know of anyone here doing a drive to collect sanitary pads for girls.
Thanks.
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Amina should now apply for the next big job.The UN chief.😎
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I have a deep dislike for people who talk and shout in the morning.
I am listening to the universe.
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Our GOK will not let us prosper.
Rwanda joins Lebanon in legalising and monetizing the green gold.
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Companies don't move to tax havens such as Mauritius necessarily for tax reasons.
Other factors include strict banking secrecy and being able to do business without close goverment supervision.
- IMF
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Revenue is great, but cash is the lifeblood of a business.
- Peter Lynch
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Insider trading is like those who had knowledge of the upcoming cessation of movement and lockdown, used the knowledge to make all the arrangements to fit their plans while the rest of us didn't even know there was a presser.
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Java house plans to sell its products: food and coffee in the supermarkets as part of their diversification plan.
- citizenbusiness
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I have an African American friend who moved to Kenya a few years ago; she is set on starting a charity program for kids like so many have done before.
Why do foreigners think aid is the solution to poverty ?
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At what point will the goverment start doing business with enterprenurers and not tenderprenurers🤔
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National oil in debt crisis: pending bills to SMEs, failed to service loans and facing auction by KCB.
State owned enterprises outdoing each other in failing.
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UoN is meticulous with student details.
A simple log in into your online portal with your registration number and ID provides all students details: units, and fees per semester.
Sakaja can put this drama to rest.
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I think sales is a basic skill everyone should learn regardless of what career path one decides to follow.
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It was not Covid, it was the last 8 years.
Covid hastened the inevitable.
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Dry run your fund raising pitch to a familiar audience before actual Investors. They have a way of pointing out what is missing in your pitch.
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It is not the people of the world who scare me, but Christians who randomly throw words such as born-again with actions that would give the devil competition.
May your boundaries remain as high as the Alps.😐
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2021 should be the year I shoot my shot and apply to Goldman Sachs.😎
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@YvonneOkwara
@freddiefreds
The message we are sending to foreign investors is Kenya is an hostile market but GoK doesn't care.
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@HildaMuteshi
There are enough families who have to choose between purchasing a packet of sanitary pads and buying food, and food is always the priority. We can do better and support the girls with a packet every month.
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I can go for months without giving my late mom a second thought and when I do, I get the feeling that I moved on and forgot about her.
After a decade plus, my mother would have turned 54 today and I have a lot of wonderful memories of her.
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We give politicians too much time and attention. Starve them of the limelight.
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GOK has failed to incentivize Corporates and SMEs so they can create employment, but decided to introduce a 2% employment tax.
You've got to love this country 😂
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There is no public funds, but taxpayers money.
A goverments source of funds is: our taxes and borrowing.
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What safety tools are in your car?
I have a grass slasher, a rungu and a masons hammer.
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Running has taught me that every step counts, endurance, to show up when I don't feel like it, and when I falter, all my effort still compounds.
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It was the containment measures that hurt businesses and not covid.
I don't see the need to extend the curfew.
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People obsessed with what others do for a living should be reminded that it requires shock absorbers, skill and resilience to be Kenyan.
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Java House group runs Java restaurants, Planet Yogurt( PY), and 360 Degrees pizza. Many of us would have loved to own a stake in the group but it won't be happening. 🤓
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Intellectual freedom cannot exist without political freedom; political freedom cannot exist without economic freedom; a free mind and a free market are corollaries.
-Ayn Rand.
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When you swipe your credit card to use money you are yet to earn, a reminder that your outstanding amount is compounded daily.
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Macron has turned down a proposal to impose 4% on dividends says it will discourage investment.
We did the opposite as a developing nation.
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This is the year we had entanglements, lockdowns and Kemsa millionaires....this year has been a decade in a year.
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Seen a tweet saying kenyans are ignorant about the NSE which is far from the truth.
On the contrary, more people want to own good businesses, but investors have been burnt in both the equities and more on the bond market. Trust is the foundation of Finance.
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@ntvkenya
@MarkMasai
When are we going to stop shaming our girls and get serious on starting sex education.
What about girls who are raped everyday?
How do they 'funga their legs'.😬😬😬
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Super excited to be attending mass for the first time since March.⛪
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@zainabdehinde
We believe you, my Kenyan friends and I believe you.
Speaking your truth also warns female travellers where not to go and if they cared so much about their business then security for all tourists would have been a priority.
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Insurance penetration being low in Kenya has a lot to do with income levels and not just concerns about the products.
It is still ok not to take any cover.
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So the political conmen have managed to distract people from the billions lost in KEMSA and free ARVs that are not available across the country with insults.
It wasn't hard.
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I don't understand why the curfew is still in place.
It doesn't make sense.
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Maturity is the ability to reject good alternatives in order to pursue even better ones.
- Ray Dalio
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Israel as a country gets away with so much it is baffling.
The pictures from Shireen's burial are quite disturbing.
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Piped clean water is the win and not lauding a water ATM in 2020, still requires labour and saves no time spend by women in fetching water.
Ghana goes digital with Water ATM card access at Abomosu in Eastern region.
All you need is to just load the card with ur mobile money🇬🇭👏🏼
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Policies in Ghana dismantled a profitable tomato industry in preference for canned tomato imports from Italy, and China. And the farmers have to cross the desert to do the same thing in south Italy.
At what point do African leaders becom pro citizens?
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Gachagua is a maaad pick....😂😂
And that duo is unappealing.
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I am trying to see how she saved 65% of her salary to make a million shillings 😎...my math refuses to can.
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@gasheribeatrice
@MaverickAoko
@KiburiH_
@Wairimuwraps
A little fashion lesson.
The silk dresses are the summer wears.
Please-mes think they will be picked after shaming a sis 😄
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Tried to convince someone that bonds even goverment bonds are not risk free like many people say: they carry credit and interest rate risk( if you sell before maturity).
I lost and decided to mind my business.
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