Caldor

https://t.co/gfUJnFHUwW Fair warning: it’s a long one.

I’m tellin’ ya, @SIRIUSXM, my wife is ditching her subscription after this deal is done because y’all are ditching your @taylorswift13 channel. Keep it and you keep her and I’m sure many, many others. But, if you want to lose subscribers, that’s up to you.

Hey @eBay, STOP notifying me of offers on items I am not and never have been watching. I was notified of an offer on a Jimi Hendrix album this morning. I haven’t even searched for a Jimi album in more than five years!

Jesus, @hulu, there’s almost a 1:1 ratio of show footage to commercial breaks on Paradise. Can you slow your roll a bit?

No big cities in the giant dancing elephant.

As if Janelle James’ Ava hadn’t already evolved into my favorite character on @AbbottElemABC, now her dad is being played by freaking Keith David?? Oh heck yeah!!

Same with my site. Can’t view the site or get into the admin.

Nothing grinds my gears more than a shoddy e-comm website. If I can’t get what I’m looking for, peace out. ✌️ Thank goodness SmartBug’s got the 411 on acing your Shopify UX https://t.co/KixA2ayidi #Shopify #UX

My wife loves the scene in Twisters when Tyler (@glenpowell) pulls up beside the Lion Ram after the first chase and says, “Hey, Kate.” She, being a Kate herself, then smiles and replies, “Hey, Glen.”

My son and I went to our first @fanexpochicago yesterday and met @JamieKennedy #skeetuhlrich and @MatthewLillard who all signed Nate’s @OriginalFunko POP Ghostface. All three were absolutely genuine nice guys and made Nate’s year. Thank you, guys!

Hey @CBSNews and Caitlin O’Kane… the $7,760 that @alexisohanian paid for Veronica Fraley is not a “steep rent.” It’s symbolic of his company Seven Seven Six and will pay Fraley’s rent thru the end of the year, not just this month. Awesomely generous of him and @FlavorFlav.

Congrats, @Reese10Angel! Fought and earned.

Japandroids

I hope that #georgieandmandysfirsarriage gets #jerryoconnell as the narrator. After @YoungSheldon, I love having a narrator and O’Connell as the older Georgie in @bigbangtheory is the obvious choice.

Go @chicagosky !! @Reese10Angel with the big numbers!!

Introduced my 11yo to Better Off Dead tonight. Pointed out the vocalist in the band at the dance and said, “Her name is Elizabeth Daily but she goes by EG now.” He audibly gasped and shouted “BUTTERCUP!!” Hell yes my son knows the Powerpuff Girls. Proud AF. @RealEGDaily

Bad ass!

Something tells me @kevin_spencer will appreciate this one.

For anyone interested, @LateNWTD (Late Night With the Devil) was such a good film. Demonic possession during a live 70s late night talk show. David Dastmalchian was awesome. Just watch it.