📍ADVISORY I post on X what I think is funny or interesting. You may not find them funny or interesting. That's what makes you you. That doesn't make me me because I don't believe in everything I post. I endorse no ideology except my own. My taste is subjective, not definitive.

Senior Union ministers troll an 80-year-old fellow MP for smoking, at a distance from everyone. "You are putting our health at risk too" is the convenient line thrown at the smoker. In Delhi. Evangelism ki hadd hai

no tolerance for obscenity. down with the fahashists

In technology news, sillycon industry sources confirm server-side software update for the new iPhone, iPad, iHrithik

Thanks to SFU for the opportunity to play Division I football. Due to unforeseen circumstances with SFU switching to Division III, I will be entering the transfer portal on January 2, 2026. Redshirt Freshman with 4 years of eligibility. 6’2 230 lbs, 405 bench 550 squat, OLB

rashid kidwai says rahulji has a new mentor. He has tried multiple mentors in the last 2 decades, ek baar mentos try karna chahiye

ये बढ़िया ट्रिक है "मैं ये नहीं कहता कि ये सही है, पर जांच होनी चाहिए" 🤣🤣

Dhurandhar, Gang War and Karachi’s Forgotten Story:

Johny, Johny Yes, papa? Eating sugar? No, papa! Telling lies? No, papa! Open your mouth Arrest him Muniyappa

Only in Haryana would you find a club name that sounds so eerily like a deadly infectious disease https://t.co/gzNyR19L2L

📣 सुनो सुनो सुनो 📯 ख़ल्क ख़ुदा का मुलुक ताऊ का पैग़ाम पुणेरी कनपुरिया @vbhdxt का *पुणे मुम्बई और आस पास* के इलाक़े में पाये जाने वाले TTSTaff को आगाह किया जाता है कि *महीना ए दिसम्बर की 21 तारीख़ को सुबह 10 बजे से* TTSTAFF वार्षिक भेंट एवं मिलन समारोह होना सुनिश्चित पाया गया

🚨BREAKING: Field Marshal Asim Munir has promoted Lt.Gen. Ahmed Sharif Chaudhry to the post of Wink Commander of the Pakistan Air Farce 😜 https://t.co/GdN1aP9k3t

kids sing vande mataram; adults sing the extended version; legends discuss it, for extended hours

The singing of the national anthem before a cricket match is disrespectful because many people watching live at home do not stand in its honour. It is better to write a national song for cricket and call it One-Day Mataram.

The airline business is where profit-making businesses go to make loss. Except #IndiGo. But now that pilots will get mandatory rest, the profits may get hit. So I offer some old, bright ideas to make more money, sure money, and sing "6E and I know it". https://t.co/JU9tfVrtwB

RT @thecancerus: हमारे बचपन की कहानियों में विलेन की पहचान करना बेहद आसान था। उसकी कल्पित छवि ही संकेत दे देती थी, असामान्य शारीरिक बनावट,…

BABUR didn't build the Babri Masjid AKBAR was invested in sulh-e-kul JEHANGIR was in love with wine SHAH JAHAN was in love AURANGZEB: Okay then, I did it! Meanwhile, HUMAYUN: I will build it! আমিই পারবো, আমিই করব

"Propaganda film" is a tautology.

PROPER 🦏 Dhurandhar is technically good cinema, but it is also pure, unadulterated, and unacceptable propaganda. You don't need to see the full 3.4-hour film to conclude that. I haven't. Now you have to hear me out before you go out to watch this piece of gratuitous gore wrapped

Jeevan kitna kroor hai Ab bhi Dilli door hai Itni bhi jaldi hai kya Shukar hai saboor hai Gairon ne thaam liya apnon se mazoor hai Kisiko kaniyat ka guroor hai Mera naam bhi tharoor hai Dinner par bulaya hai Toh jaana zaroor hai

A lot of posts about 6 Dec 1992 came with lines like "sab yaad rakha jaayega" and "Tell your children about what happened". That sounds fine unless you consider that we are here because Sab yaad rakha gaya. People told their children who told their children about what happened a