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My cashapp history is literally just Brina and I sending eachother the same money back and forth lmfao
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I will be making lions mane steak on any given day and if u don’t like wild shrooms ur fucking childish🫵🏻
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Danae googling rehabs at 2pm tells you everything you need to know abt last night
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Check on ur big titty friends, it’s getting humid and we are not okay
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I feel like other people deserve to see my big giant anime titties & I’m being selfish just keeping them to myself
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Me testing my friends to see if the actually pay attention to me
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I know some of my very close friends and a few family me members voted for trump and I’m having a really hard time with that. I love them very much but I don’t wish to involve myself in what they believe in simply because it goes against everything that I am.
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Being a single mom is getting a single bedroom apartment, giving your kid the bedroom and turning the living room into your bedroom🧍🏻♀️ I don’t need a living room anyways though like??? Fuck imma have people in me and my child’s safe space for?
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This is how Nani talks to her dogs every 3 seconds
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Finding the strength to break ties completely with your abuser is so hard but here I am, doing my best✨🧚🏼♀️
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Who is the worst person you’ve ever met and why is it a man who refuses to come out of the closet?
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Had dudes CRYING in my phone over posting u on my cf story…now you may join them, goodbye
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Ur in his DM’s but he hasn’t cut his toenails since his ex last did it for him so is it really worth it babes
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Ok so there is currently a couple simping to me rn like I could literally tell them to do anything and they will do it 💀💀💀
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Not me about to wear a fake engagement ring to my aunts wedding to piss my dad off 🥰
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Not my man making me fucking bawl my eyes out bc he said he spent every night of the last decade praying for the happiness that my son and I give him. I truly am so undeserving of a man that loves so big.
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guys that do it raw and don’t pull out go to heaven
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“Sorry I was grading papers” is probably the funniest thing Nani has said to me in months considering the shit we were doing 5 months ago 😭😂
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No bc why is the week before your period so cunty and emotional ᴬⁿᵈ ʰᵒʳⁿʸ
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My ex from highschool hit me up recently after telling me two years ago that I was a waste of space. He called me and said he just wanted to hear my voice, he asked what I’ve been up to and I said “just being a mom” and he goes “wait...that’s actually your kid??” Like??? Yes mf?
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Yall remember when I was losing my shit 20x a day over my BD???how embarrassing why did nobody tell me to shut the fuck up or that I’m literally me and he’s….him👎🏼😭
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I can not wait for karma to eat some of you up but imma need her to hurry up bc I should’ve stomped a few of you hoes a long time ago
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Me mushing 3 peoples faces last night was the highlight of my week tbh
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I know some cucumbers, tomatos, and everything bagel seasoning hate to see me coming
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I like to eat random shit on ft with Jelani just to piss him off bad
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Being sober and away from San Antonio is so fucking nice, I can’t even begin to explain it
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Everyone fucking behave!! I let my bd follow me again. Shut the fuck up!! Dont get me in trouble!!
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had to double check who tweeted this bc it sounded a little too familiar 😭😭
Tell Me Why I'm In the Club Getting a Number & My Bm Punch Me In My Head 🤣🤦🏽♂️
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For the love of god someone cash app me for a massage before I fucking scream and cry and throw up
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To all my homies that pop bottles every weekend, this is the time of year to go buy some toys for some kids who’s parents might be struggling this year. We have fun all week/weekend, drop a band to give some kids a day they can enjoy and remember
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Imagine thinking you have a good man but he’s been talking to himself in my DM’s for week but when I nicely let you know you have the audacity to get mad at ME?!? Girl get fucked lmfao bye u deserve to be miserable!!
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Missing people you’ll never see again in this lifetime is just different
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Im sorry but getting my lips done makes me infinitely happier than any man ever could
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You ever been on your last straw and then slipped in some mud? I promise you nothing has made me want to get in my car and blow my shit out more than that
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I’m dead at the amount of couples who just so happen to break up before Valentine’s Day and Christmas every single year lmfao
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Sorry my magic 8 ball told me I need to be off of u so I have to be off of u
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If only yall knew the shit I had to deal with on a daily y’all would just give me a fucking break 😭😭
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Idk but when sexyy red said “show me how you fuck her baby dad” it made me want to start punching bitches in the face real bad😭
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And that’s on karma for being abusive, now I just need him to leave the state of Texas😌
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You think ppl would stop playing with me on the road if they knew I was just a sad girl w a gun?? I won’t even hurt you ill just traumatize you and end it all in ur face lmfao
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None of my friends will have a kid so I now I gotta buy supreme shirts for dogs Ig
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I’m about to curb stomp a little girl here real fucking soon, weird little bitch 😂
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Not my bd posting “I thought about killing you” on his story TWICE.
sir, this is a Wendy’s.
With that being said, for legal reasons this is my monthly announcement that if anything happens to me I DID NOT KILL MYSELF AND IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT.
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Who knew all I had to do was let another man into my life in order to lose weight at a rapid pace again!!
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Unpopular opinion but I LOVE getting matching tattoos w people!! even if we having a falling out I still loved you and learned from you at one point in my life so much so that we got these silly little things in our skin as a reminder of that. Like are you kidding?!?!?
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If ur boyfriend weighs 130 or less leave him inside please!! He will blow away with these winds!!
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Waking up in aubri’s bed after being stupid drunk is what I imagine waking up in heaven is like fr. The sheets are white, the walls are white, there’s bright ass light blinding you, little dangling crystals and shit all around the room. I wake up so confused every time😭
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My bd’s car caught fire tonight & if that’s not karma idk what is💕
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I just upgraded my phone for the first time in almost 5 years & bitch I’m living the good life lmao
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One time I had a friend who told me I wouldn’t be fat if I just stopped eating cream cheese and actually fuck you bitch ill never stop with the cream cheese
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Brina fr been on ft with me making little collages for an hour and saying “awwts and cwafftss”
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Nani is leaving to Florida in a few hours for a show and the separation anxiety has already kicked in🧍🏻♀️
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Pls complimenting my lips just to follow it with “even though they’re not real” is INSANE lmao
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Quick!!! I need another man to gaslight and manipulate me so I can keep losing weight!!!!
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don’t get me wrong i love my short kings but y’all got too much sassy toxicness in such a little frame.
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Ok I’m gonna do it for real this time, making an OF so I can get lipo and a breast reduction 💀
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Just know, if you EVER call me lil mama that’s it. It’s over, I’m obsessed w you.
That’s on daddy issues.
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One thing an old man is gonna tell me is “love the lip gloss!👍🏼” pookie it’s not the gloss it’s a 40k reconstructive surgery and 3k in filler thank u tho
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Listening to my mom tell me about how she tracked my dad down, fought him in the club, and stole his car with his spare key from the parking lot makes me feel not so insane💕🎀 I could always be Lina!!!
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It’s me!!! I’m the whore!!!🤭
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Tonight was the first night in a while that my kid has slept 6+ hours straight and what did I do instead of sleeping??? Lay in my bed all by myself and watch almost an entire series on Netflix bc I miss being able to watch adult TV whenever I wanted to lmao
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just wanna be a senora and stay at home and make my husband who leaves the house before the sun comes up lunches to drop off at his work sites and get to be alone without a man all day and then have dinner ready for him when he gets home and live unbothered
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If you look at my social media trying to find out anything about me or my life, you’re looking wrong. I’m just on here to talk shit, hehe haha with the girls, and say the most irrelevant things!
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