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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
8 months
gonna start accepting commissions next weekend so i’ll post this for now so y’all can see my new prices!! :D
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@xNeonKnight
★ɴᴇᴏɴᴋɴ!ɢʜᴛ★
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Wanna watch us get the shit scared out of us?? Join your fave trans and queer doods tonight @ 8PM EST LIVE > https://t.co/lh7KCHK6oB #REPO #Twitch ft @kalechip247 @SpindleSpice @RayNocturna @Casarole76 @an0n_an0maly 💜
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@The16thUSPrez
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
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fake news. i would never.
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@SpindleSpice
Spice
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@filia_nivis
pheebs
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WHAT IN THE FUCK IS MY ROOMMATE MAKING DAWG HAHAHAHAHAH
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
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me around when i came out (14) // me now (23)
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@xNeonKnight
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2 months
Super tiny clip of my #peak #compilation ft @RayNocturna @SpindleSpice and @kalechip247 it was so funny, please watch the whole compilation!! https://t.co/AZAmKpZLLE
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
2 months
i was at the @kurtisconner goodfellow show last night in indy and there was a single spiderweb connected to his head from the ceiling and idk if anyone else noticed but me (other than that, amazing show, i laughed the entire time)
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@monkeywrnchzine
🔧 Wrenched Together: A Monkey Wrench AU Zine
2 months
‼️ We're in the homestretch! Preorders for Wrenched Together close TONIGHT at 12 AM EST!!! Snag yourself a copy before time runs out! 👁️ #monkeywrenchau #gravityfallszine #billford #gravityfallsau
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@mvsiala
lennart 🇫🇷🇩🇯
2 months
People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.
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@kalechip247
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yeah i’m buying a bottle of wine
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@BlackKnight10k
I Smoked Charlie Kirk
2 months
Trump: • fucked a bunch of kids • buried his wife on a golf course • lies every single day • stole billions of dollars • crashed the economy • used U.S. troops on americans • took your healtchare away • blew up the national debt Easily the worst administration in
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@kalechip247
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waiting patiently for my limited collector’s edition of The Book of Bill to be shipped so my GF hyperfixation can come back….. puppy’s hungry
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
2 months
meant to post this yesterday — but here’s my part of an art trade with @squeakyboy37 🫶🏻
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
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just read the new #MonkeyWrench chapter…. bee… when i get you, bee…
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
2 months
TADC persona bc i can #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
2 months
every day i wake up and see what other fucked up shit trump has said and it’s genuinely become so exhausting. we coulda had our first female president, but dumb cunts decided a raisin of a pedophile was the better choice. HOW. LIKE WHAT IS THE LOGIC. idk anymore man
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@kalechip247
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i hope everyone that voted for him bc he was loses everything in their lives. their pets. their loved ones. their jobs. their houses. deciding who to vote for was the easiest decision of my life and it should have been for everyone else who has empathy. so bye bye 👋🏻👋🏻
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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TRUMP: PENTAGON SHOULD BE CALLED MINISTRY OF WAR, NOT DEFENSE TRUMP: WE DON’T JUST WANT TO DEFEND, WE WANT TO ATTACK
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@kalechip247
kale🍉 comms OPEN
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i’ve reached peak gay and have drawn me and my bf as a steven universe fusion
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