Kaitie Schae
@kaitschae
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I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
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Has anyone actually popped every single kernel in a popcorn bag without burning it? I feel like I’d be granted three wishes if it ever happened
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“When I announced yesterday that I’m running for gov, one of Cuomo’s top surrogates dismissed me as an “unqualified lesbian.” It’s true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there’s a lot of paperwork required.” 🤷♀️
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I love New York, and today I'm announcing my candidacy for governor. Join us: https://t.co/9DwsxWW8xX
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My grandma literally got me through college, she was my number 1 support system, glad I could bring her some joy. A small token of my appreciation 🙏🏾
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"Remix to Ignition" will forever take me back to basements lit with backlights and christmas lights, the smell of mold and liquor, fruity vodka in water bottles, hardly knowing anyone around me, bathrooms with no toilet paper, and LOVING EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
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If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”
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"The Storm" (Freestyle)
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Totally having Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 soundtrack playing at my wedding. 🐒
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McDonald's drive-thru during a late night struggle is proof that great things take time
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