Whenever u are faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for.

sluttiest thing a man can do is ask a followup question

Girls after one minor argument: “I’m never speaking to you again.” Boys after calling each other fascist and jihadist:

Brands always put sales on the shittiest articles which no one was gonna buy anyway

It is okay to cry over spilled milk if it makes you sad

Rightfully so

The dumbest person you know is currently being told "you're absolutely right" by chatgpt

Calculator khol ke bhi sahi calculation nahi kar pati kya banega mera bhai

in friendships and romance I keep realizing it doesn’t matter so much that someone is different from you it matters that they have the desire and capacity to meet you in the middle

obsessed with the concept of never taking jewelry off like wearing it even when you’re naked or showering or whatever. something fabulous that becomes a part of you

riz ahmed, jonathan bailey and andrew garfield….. im the target audience. they are doing this for me in particular

Should I watch Frankenstein tonight

How true is the myth that if you pluck out a white hair you will get more strands of white hair

Had quetta paratha with chai maybe life is worth living again

snapchat goes like 'do you remember this from 3 years ago' and shows you the person who irreparably destroyed your perception of love and stole the light from your eyes

Kya musibat hai phir se light ghayab hai

I desperately need to get a haircut now

Dactari wagera main kuch nahi rakha influencer ban'ne main hi scope hai ab

My work friend just tried to set me up with his brother wth is happening. Idhar tou haan karna bhi awkward, na karna us se bhi zayda awkward 😭😭

Mahira Khan ne qasam khayi hui hai to age in reverse ki

There's a flat 30% off at ethnc but the clothes are still expensive