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Stopped journaling when I was 12. Olady found my diary saying I wanna bliksem my timer and she showed him 💀
I used to journal so much in my early teens yaz. Need to get back to it. Guys need an outlet
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Lol, ke batla ho ja π today
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Is he from Zim?
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Tlo gidla di duvet dinkga dikilana
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Spent all of my teens hearing "Ja, Kabelo o gymela ho re shapa"
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Tembisa is a mess, what is that thing theyre selling on the top left?
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@_Mdooh
When I was flipping through posts in my area I saw a carpet shop in Bedfordview say they want a store assistant and the reqs were a degree
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Tsongaqueen taught me that you can have both
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Remember when those farm attack stats came out and it turned out that they were killing each other?
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I'm at a wedding and the groom has the same name as me
What are the odds 🤣
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Mzekezeke tried to crowd surf in 2003 in Thokoza and broke his leg
Dj Sbu was in a cast for 6 weeks
I wanna do crowd surfing when i play amapiano, i wanna see something
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Nipsey ha bula shopo because na batla ho tsosa community, o butse shopo because ne e le leSomalia
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Nka rekisa marukhu a malom'aka a Brentwood kaofela just to be able to sit behind you in a taxi and tap you on the shoulder and say "1 Wonderpark, 3 Rankuwa" 😭😭😭😭😭
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Lol honestly that man treats me good so I don’t have to do extra stuff. I’m naturally delicious and he is addicted 😉
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Not here for words tbh,
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They saw those 2 okes in brown join them and they stopped going around IMMEDIATELY 😭
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A baby died after her mother mistakenly put her down for a nap in the oven, a US prosecutor has said
Read more 🔗
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They're gonna eat the food that...
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I was just there and you hid your booze you fucking bastard!
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"But I told you the code"
I’m at the age where if my partner leaves her cell phone unlocked, I lock it. I have enough problems already. 🤞🏽😂
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Okes love this except when it's a SAn babe with these
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Walker ZCC Ranger was so calm
Damn I didn’t know hippos were that fast 😳 (via miamivybe305/TT)
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Television yona?
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Hope one day soneone is interested in you enough to let you see a penis without an erection
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Tamn
Any South African wey cross your TL, just paste Orania or Kleinfontein as reply! Dem go run! It works 🤣🤣🤣
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When we see white children shooting we clap for their parents and ask each other why we don't teach our own, when we do...
VIDEO: We then act surprised when KwaZulu-Natal becomes the breeding ground for hitmen and violent criminals.
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Mangamla have collectively decided to devalue the weight of a degree and it's so funny
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If Ive ever told you I loved you, I meant it, its the one thing Im honest about
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No words are more inspirational than what Winnie Khumalo's grand mother said to her
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My sister is that a bone?
Immuno enhancing fire cider.
will store it in a cool,dark place for a minimum of at least 8 weeks. No earlier than one full moon cycle (28 days). After fermentation is complete, I will strain, add local honey, and have 1tsp - 1 shot daily. Store in refrigerator for up to 18mos.
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They'll know that Donderdag is not just Thursday in Afrikaans
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Di anti-vaxxer tsa mo mzansi have kids with clinic cards that are upnto date
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You guys know that theres a Somali trafficking ring in SA right?
Like okes arrive in containers, get put into spaza shops to meet targets and get taken and killed if theyre unable to pay off the debt?
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Next thing 2 slaai bhinabatha e nale leshishi
Life needs more slow dances in the kitchen..
And quickies on the counter..
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Skhwama Samapedi 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 RT
@Thuto_xBox_LFC
: Last night I sent this white guy to the afterlife. May his soul R.I.P 💔
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I love it when you okes convert currencies ❤
America gave it's people more than R21k. R350 is too little.
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And the state spent over 20bn on the purchase of islands for Apartheid MPs in De Klerks presidency
You've spent over R500k on Norma Gigaba's overseas trips with Malusi
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If we suddenly encountered Zombies, which skill/s do you possess at the moment which would help you survive a zombie invasion and how long do you think you’d last?
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Like how women in their 20s think okes in their 20s are young?
i find it both weird and hilarious, that men in their 30s *think* women their age are old. 😭😭😭
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Keep that bunny ears aerial connected
You and your 20 gigs are gonna watch more SABC than you know
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Source: Mafra
K.O made R70 Million with SETE so far including airplays, bookings, streams and views 😳 He was the most booked artist last with over 990+ shows excluding international bookings 🔥
JazziQ | Sizwe | DJ Zinhle
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This is how you knew that Shugasmakx and his friends were around investigating some shit in the hood
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Your boss,
@helenzille
told UCT students that they must leave if they dont want to abide by the rules
Go ask her
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"Hello my friend. Give me 10 rand limi"
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Same way young babes unzip di brentwood of people who sat in CODESA
I'm happy for her, but bashimane bona ba shwele matswalo how do you look at the lady that gave us "Mme motswadi" like that????????
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