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@kabzalone

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@kabzalone
Y U 4 Me?
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Ska ngcenga motho
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E ha se papa, ke dad
Santorini.
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@kabzalone
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Stopped journaling when I was 12. Olady found my diary saying I wanna bliksem my timer and she showed him 💀
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I used to journal so much in my early teens yaz. Need to get back to it. Guys need an outlet
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@kabzalone
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16 Valve
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World of Engineering
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Types of valves.
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@kabzalone
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Does your mom know youre using room-divider plates?
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@kabzalone
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Lol, ke batla ho ja π today
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I like nerdy guys.
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@kabzalone
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@kabzalone
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If it looks like it doesnt belong there, DONT RACE IT
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@kabzalone
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@KimLeCourt
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Hi all, URGENT !! 12 Bikes STOLEN
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@kabzalone
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Nah, okes are moving mad, WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭
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@kabzalone
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Is he from Zim?
@Mrs_Cayenne
Portia Sealetsa
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Effort is so damn sexy😍
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@kabzalone
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Tlo gidla di duvet dinkga dikilana
@SDxT_
The Joker | Bukowski | Horikazu Shodai | Beast
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Dream.
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@kabzalone
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Spent all of my teens hearing "Ja, Kabelo o gymela ho re shapa"
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@kabzalone
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Tembisa is a mess, what is that thing theyre selling on the top left?
@Alexander_mufc
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒 𝐴𝑙𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟
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This ain't for the weak heart
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@kabzalone
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Tsongaqueen taught me that you can have both
@GomolemoMzansi
Gee 👑
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Ribs & fries Or 7 colours? 🤔
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@kabzalone
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Remember when those farm attack stats came out and it turned out that they were killing each other?
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@kabzalone
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Trying to start your uncles Cressida every morning
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@kabzalone
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Me this weekend
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@kabzalone
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Mzekezeke tried to crowd surf in 2003 in Thokoza and broke his leg Dj Sbu was in a cast for 6 weeks
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I wanna do crowd surfing when i play amapiano, i wanna see something
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@kabzalone
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بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم. انت سميك. اسمحوا لي أن الأنابيب
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@kabzalone
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Nna MaTembisa a qala ho ntena
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@kabzalone
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Chance the rappers wife needs to shut up and feed the kids
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@kabzalone
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Until someone says "Ke Lapile"
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@kabzalone
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Putin said
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@kabzalone
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Nipsey ha bula shopo because na batla ho tsosa community, o butse shopo because ne e le leSomalia
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@kabzalone
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Nka rekisa marukhu a malom'aka a Brentwood kaofela just to be able to sit behind you in a taxi and tap you on the shoulder and say "1 Wonderpark, 3 Rankuwa" 😭😭😭😭😭
@TheMoor_Za
Resistance
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🌻
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@kabzalone
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@Ntebo_Tsehla
Le Pantsula
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Lol honestly that man treats me good so I don’t have to do extra stuff. I’m naturally delicious and he is addicted 😉
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@kabzalone
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@kabzalone
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Im soooo dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@kabzalone
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Not here for words tbh,
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@kabzalone
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I should be on the cover of L Magazine
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@kabzalone
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How much would you pay for this?
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@kabzalone
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They saw those 2 okes in brown join them and they stopped going around IMMEDIATELY 😭
@jah_vinny_23
Vinny
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Hayibo guys iPolo lihlupha nase sontweni😂😂😂
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@kabzalone
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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A baby died after her mother mistakenly put her down for a nap in the oven, a US prosecutor has said Read more 🔗
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@kabzalone
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Im sorry what!? No this lady definitely eats drugs
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@kabzalone
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NO WTF 😭😭😭😭😭
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@kabzalone
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@Nikiwinks Youre welcome
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@kabzalone
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@LilMissBoojiee @JayKenMinaj @Nikiwinks Idk, she might just be so used to it
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@kabzalone
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Dont fuck with hackers
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@kabzalone
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Mosquitos when they see your window open after 7pm
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@kabzalone
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I was just there and you hid your booze you fucking bastard!
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@kabzalone
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@KoketsoResane Nah, I'm good. I keep it inside
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@kabzalone
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Quite vocal for a stolen people
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@kabzalone
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"But I told you the code"
@oupapilane
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I’m at the age where if my partner leaves her cell phone unlocked, I lock it. I have enough problems already. 🤞🏽😂
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@kabzalone
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Ngcosi tsa di creche tsa 5000 a year
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@kabzalone
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Okes love this except when it's a SAn babe with these
@FLACKO444
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black women with gold in their smiles appreciation tweet 💛
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@kabzalone
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The Rand might be weak, but the East Rand is always strong
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@kabzalone
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Walker ZCC Ranger was so calm
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Damn I didn’t know hippos were that fast 😳 (via miamivybe305/TT)
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@kabzalone
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Phatchis
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@kabzalone
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Hope one day soneone is interested in you enough to let you see a penis without an erection
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@kabzalone
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Television yona?
@RealDreylo
DREYLO
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Spoilt a HP bought a MacBook. We move.
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@kabzalone
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@kabzalone
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Justin Shonga
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@kabzalone
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When we see white children shooting we clap for their parents and ask each other why we don't teach our own, when we do...
@ZANewsFlash
Sihle Mavuso
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VIDEO: We then act surprised when KwaZulu-Natal becomes the breeding ground for hitmen and violent criminals.
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@kabzalone
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*Kylie knocks on the door* Venda Granny: Kylie, Jenner
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@kabzalone
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@kabzalone
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Mou is a black parent. "Di apare ke ho bone!"
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@kabzalone
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Kopa marao
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@kabzalone
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"Is your mother dating?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@kabzalone
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@Queen_Viv_
Ma Anaand Sheela 💪🏾
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I know bayachatha though 😂😅
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@kabzalone
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If Ive ever told you I loved you, I meant it, its the one thing Im honest about
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@kabzalone
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@kabzalone
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No words are more inspirational than what Winnie Khumalo's grand mother said to her
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@kabzalone
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My sister is that a bone?
@bytylerb
tyler.
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Immuno enhancing fire cider. will store it in a cool,dark place for a minimum of at least 8 weeks. No earlier than one full moon cycle (28 days). After fermentation is complete, I will strain, add local honey, and have 1tsp - 1 shot daily. Store in refrigerator for up to 18mos.
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@kabzalone
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They'll know that Donderdag is not just Thursday in Afrikaans
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Will you discipline your kids verbally or here we beat?
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@kabzalone
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@kabzalone
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Di anti-vaxxer tsa mo mzansi have kids with clinic cards that are upnto date
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@kabzalone
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Next thing 2 slaai bhinabatha e nale leshishi
@LadyWardog
JΞSS
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Life needs more slow dances in the kitchen.. And quickies on the counter..
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@kabzalone
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You guys know that theres a Somali trafficking ring in SA right? Like okes arrive in containers, get put into spaza shops to meet targets and get taken and killed if theyre unable to pay off the debt?
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@kabzalone
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Skhwama Samapedi 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 RT @Thuto_xBox_LFC : Last night I sent this white guy to the afterlife. May his soul R.I.P 💔
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@kabzalone
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I love it when you okes convert currencies ❤
@geesum
George (He/Him)
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America gave it's people more than R21k. R350 is too little.
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@kabzalone
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@kabzalone
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3 continental finals, 3 losses Marete a Chicco Twala
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View yethu sonke
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@kabzalone
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And the state spent over 20bn on the purchase of islands for Apartheid MPs in De Klerks presidency
@TimesLIVE
Times LIVE
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You've spent over R500k on Norma Gigaba's overseas trips with Malusi
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@MalomeRockstar
Rapula Daniels
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If we suddenly encountered Zombies, which skill/s do you possess at the moment which would help you survive a zombie invasion and how long do you think you’d last?
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@kabzalone
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I propose a motion to adopt this as our new national anthem
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@kabzalone
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Like how women in their 20s think okes in their 20s are young?
@glacier_heart
Jasmine.
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i find it both weird and hilarious, that men in their 30s *think* women their age are old. 😭😭😭
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@kabzalone
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All I want in 2017 is this ammount of confidence
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@kabzalone
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Source: Mafra
@Skool_Of_Rap
🎙️ Skool_Of_Rap 🇿🇦™
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K.O made R70 Million with SETE so far including airplays, bookings, streams and views 😳 He was the most booked artist last with over 990+ shows excluding international bookings 🔥 JazziQ | Sizwe | DJ Zinhle
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@kabzalone
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Your boss, @helenzille told UCT students that they must leave if they dont want to abide by the rules Go ask her
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@kabzalone
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Keep that bunny ears aerial connected You and your 20 gigs are gonna watch more SABC than you know
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@kabzalone
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The ting goes quack! Quack! Quack! QUACK! And the man he duck!
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@kabzalone
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This is how you knew that Shugasmakx and his friends were around investigating some shit in the hood
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Bossmann
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Bomboclaat
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@kabzalone
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"Hello my friend. Give me 10 rand limi"
@similooooo
buzzzingaux🇫🇷.
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I rate wine gums and all that fancy shit but these 😩😩😩>>>>
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@kabzalone
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Lerete Laboraro? Sende Sundays? Marete Monday?
@thatokalagobe
naomi’s doppelganger ✌︎
2 years
there’s days like titty tuesday out there, when is there a day to have male nudes sent????
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@kabzalone
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One thing okes will do; take your medi on vacation 💀💀
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@kabzalone
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Lmao
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@kabzalone
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Im getting death threats
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@kabzalone
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La mpona mara?
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@kabzalone
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@sugeezy She wanted me dead
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@kabzalone
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E qadile
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@kabzalone
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Phara-legal
@webberwentzel
Webber Wentzel
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Congratulations to Khomotso Kekana for being admitted as an attorney of the High Court of South Africa. #WWCAprogramme
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@kabzalone
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Le rona ne re etsa so, la imakatsa cause the kiddos are posting
@sthabiso_za
Mgabs
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Ama 2k sengathi enza kakhulu 😢🙆🏾‍♂️
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@kabzalone
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"Bula cubby hole o checke if ea ho lekana ntho eo"
@Tokyo_Trev
Trevor
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Majita, how are you planning on proposing?
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