i leave kwesi arthur and NF to God. they think they’re doing me lmao

i’m not seeing “let me visit my bookmarks real quick” post

Mr TALK AND GHOST 🥶

Kounde with the rest of the team in the dressing room😭

Waiting for my woman to call so that I can go offline and focus on her. Barca make Atanfo get me

My landlord dey vex me waa, we close game almost 3 hours this he still dey play the Real Madrid anthem

Ibe force say you go take in jersey 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pedri just dey tear me 🤣🤣🤣. Barcelona fans dey chat too much 🤣🤣

Parents only go for PTA meetings to report their kids to that wicked teacher in the school

"I'm done with porn " Twitter algorithm:

now dem dey sell wee toffee for the pharmacy there anaa?

https://t.co/R4TQgLj6M8

Dem say Vini ein crush go watch am today? Dah be why🤣🤣

Bro?????😭😭😭

“best midfielder” met “mid player” today and guess who had the best performance🤣🤣🤣

To-do list today - Celebrate Madrid win against Barcelona - Mbappe, Guler, Rodrygo and Vini masterclass -Pedri,Rashford and Yamal stinker -Valverde, Tchouameni and Huijsen monster performances

The funny thing is Barca will win the league and Real Madrid will end up going trophyless

Mbappe brace Arda Guler assist Vini jr goal and assist Bellingham masterclass performance Courtois clean sheet Araujo red card BE THERE

ah how’s this true??😂😂

“youth, we have a meeting after church”

Rashford vs Valverde Camavinga vs Pedri

Church service done Pastor’s daughter bagged No time to waste