Is this a prank? Is my unemployment funny to you? Some of us don’t hop from show to show like a hussy.
@RahulKohli13
should be the next
#Bond
. But also the next
#Superman
At 5am this morning my son stood perfectly still next to my bed and whispered softly “pennywise is here”
He’s joining the family business. I’m so proud.
#jumped10feetfromadeadsleep
I'm 3 years sober today & there is not a single corner of my life that hasn't been profoundly improved. Thank you to everyone who helped me find the way, but especially
@k8siegel
,
@theyearofelan
and
@MollyQuinn93
. I never imagined how rewarding this would be. Humbled, & so lucky.
I mean, I’m not saying that I’m printing out this article for Theodora as proof that someone once called her parents “cool”...but can I borrow your printer code?
I’m here to say this is an accurate picture of both of our reactions. Thank you
@SaturnAwards
for both the nomination and the ability to rub it in
@RahulKohli13
’s face.
To my best friend
@flanaganfilm
on your birthday- May every day be as good as this one was. You deserve a lifetime of happiness and pizza and I’ll do my best to bring that to you.
Me before I had kids: I’m going to travel with my kids all the time. Travel broadens the mind.
Me after I had kids: I’m just saying that I UNDERSTAND why Kevin’s mom forgot him.
Hey
@Twitter
- what’s a b!tch gotta do to get verified? I’m starting to think it’s personal. My therapist says that’s just my narcissism talking, but I think she’s just jealous.
Seriously. I know I’ve raved endlessly about
#MidnightMass
over the last few months but I’m still in awe how it depicted the world being saved by two Muslim characters, a domestic abuse survivor, a lesbian woman of science, and other such people rarely given a heroic light.
Midnight Mass on Netflix is a simple and beautiful horror slow burner series. Great for a rainy night, or a great distraction when in a heavy head space. You are in for a treat !
Haunting of Hill House breakout Victoria Pedretti landed the female lead in
@YouNetflix
Season 2. She plays Love Quinn, an aspiring chef who doesn't care about social media. She's also tending to a deep grief — so when she meets Joe she senses a shared knowledge of profound loss.