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👋 Hi, I'm John Feminella. This account is crossposting from [email protected]; follow me there! Thing builder, conf speaker, curiosity advocate, dad.

CHO / NYC / DC / SFO
Joined January 2009
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Computers don't matter. Make sure you hug your loved ones today.
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Customer service agent: "I just need to confirm your identity. Please provide your mother's maiden name.". Normal people: "Smith.". Me: "OK, one sec. ". [30 seconds of clicking into password manager]. "OK, it's uppercase Foxtrot, lowercase Lima, number 6, lowercase Tango, . ".
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Finally, it's the year of Linux on the desktop!.
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📅 1985-09-16: Apple fires Steve Jobs as CEO. 📅 1997-09-16: Apple names Steve Jobs as CEO. 📅 2023-11-17: OpenAI fires Sam Altman as CEO. 📅 2023-11-22: OpenAI names Sam Altman as CEO. Congrats to @sama for beating the previous any% CEO speedrun time of 4,383 days by 99.886%.
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Is the answer to this classroom riddle "a git repository"?
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Standing room only for my @APIWorld talk, Building Domain-Driven Organizations for Resilience and Scale, and some great conversations afterwards. Thanks for coming, everyone!
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It's wild to me that some people think "trunk-based development" means "no branches". That's like thinking that a car with four-wheel drive must have no doors.
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Open the door, get on the floor, everybody draw the dinosaur:
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Why is every LK-99 replication video in the form of grainy potato-level 240p video of blurry splotches? Can superconductor scientists afford mass spectrometers but not, like, an actual phone camera?.
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Langchain's errors are impossibly frustrating. The tooling in this space is screaming for a quality layer. My best advice for teams on the bleeding edge is to wire up StdOutCallbackHandler and keep your fingers crossed.
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Wake up babe, new corporate performance review system just dropped.
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