Sammi (Taylor’s Version)
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breaking news writer/editor @parademagazine | EMT on occasion | certified Taylor Swift & musical theatre trash
NYC
Joined January 2010
Recently I was in a DEEP scroll through the TikTok tag of a certain actress whom I will not publicly objectify and my Apple Watch had to remind me to breathe and I cannot and will not stop thinking about it happy pride 😘
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Not Ticketmaster giving our tickets away as we were checking out??? I’m gonna burn them down
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it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)
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11 year old dennis whitaker: “it’s me again. i need someone to be my friend, someone who won’t run away. maybe send me an angel! the nicest angel you have.” trinity santos somewhere in the philippines:
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Heading downtown in a couple of hours to protest the death of Catherine O’Hara.
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Another day wanting Nuclear Winter back in Fallout 76!
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NEW NEWS!!!! RT to win a @newheightshow hat signed by @tkelce and to help him win the #WPMOYChallenge
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rayna jaymes is gonna come home and say she was under strict orders from the president to fake her death right.... RIGHT
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you actually won’t get an upset stomach from taco bell if you’re pure of heart and have good intentions
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America doesn’t have an official language and your whole MO is literally every man for himself so I don’t believe for a second you’d give your neighbor a cup of sugar
First of all, it's just a made up quote. Completely dishonest. Second, what's reasonable is to want to share a language with your neighbor. How do you borrow a cup of sugar? Resolve disagreements? Have a nice conversation? You need a common language, and in America, that
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Things that never happened for a million, Alex
NEW: A farmer says President Trump is reviving the spirit of Christmas for families across rural America: "I was reading my little boy a story...he said 'Daddy? I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.'" "I think you brought Christmas
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Who wants a signed @tkelce jersey⁉️ Retweet this post for your chance to win. @Nationwide | #WPMOYChallenge
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the webstore got me down to 1 minute to checkout and then moved me back up to 5 minutes??? ILLEGAL
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Had me so good for a second I knocked over my drink 🥲
i hope colin jost leaves you!
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If anyone got doubles of photo 3 and wants to sell for FV or wants to trade for a photo 2 you know where to find me 🥲
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Ended up with two of number 2 thanks to the insane add to cart errors while 3 sold out just as I checked out, so if anyone wants to trade 3 for 2, hmu 😭👀
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our PD uses the local carwash, Big Daddy's Car Wash, for their squad cars and every time I hear one of the cops come over the radio to say 'put me out at Big Daddy' i very maturely absolutely lose it
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