Justin Maynard
@JustinMay
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Joined October 2008
Failure to see the iceberg is not going to get you into my boat. .
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People who show up for their 2PM flight at 155PM and wonder why they missed their flight are dumbasses.
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I know its not your favorite, but its what I want and I don't get it enough, because he won't eat it.
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I'm the only dad at the orthodontist, surrounded by soccer moms.
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State trooper boarding a plane after speaking to gate agent is probably a bad thing for someone.
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The two people that should have two seats, have to sit together. .
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There must be 20 little kids getting on this crj, and another 10 folks with walkers. this is going to take a while.
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Keep dicking with me while I play with the tweeter. with an evil grin :).
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