Goddamn Dora
@GoddamnDora
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My parents send me into the fucking jungle every goddamn morning. (Satire/Parody - 18+, not affiliated with NickJr or Dora The Explorer)
The Fucking Jungle
Joined March 2012
Can you help me find the Big Red Chicken? This Big Orange Turkey fucking sucks.
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Real talk: He's no one's favorite character, and whoever has him can fucking keep him.
When you're watching an episode of Dora the Explora and your favourite character hasn't appeared yet
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The Map's timeline is currently 280 characters of "I'm the Map" over and over. Please kill me.
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Maybe with Michael Bay in charge, Backpack will have something more useful than fucking sticky tape. Like a machete! Or an M203!.
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Come on! ¡Vamanos! Everybody, let's go!.I know we can do it!. You know what? Fucking screw it.
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Here we fucking go, kids! Boots! Lock and load!!
Where are we going? To f*** shit up! . Michael Bay is producing a live-action Dora the Explorer movie 🤯🤯🤯
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Hell is when all your possessions have to sing a fucking song at you before you use them.
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RT @RolePlayRants: I hope that fucking blue arrow helps you find your ass when I'm done with it. @GoddamnDora.
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Helped that Bugga-bugga find those Bugga-bugga babies. Now I hope she leaves me the bugga-lone.
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Peas and carrots, carrots and peas, shut the fuck up, please, please, please!!.
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Benny forgot to send out invitations, and now no one will come to his party! News Flash, Benny. No one was fucking coming anyway.
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First, we go around the Fiscal Cliff! Then, we go over the Debt Ceiling! And that's how we get to the Financial Ruins!.
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Diego just got a Tickle Me Elmo. At least I think that's what he said.
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"M-I-C. " See you in hell! "K-E-Y. " Why? Because fuck you, that's why! "M-O-U-S-E!" I hate that goddamn rat.
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If anyone ever makes a GPS navigation system with the voice of the Map, you have my permission to headbutt them in the balls.
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The Wonderpets are not too big, and they're not too tough, so when stomp them hard, they'll be easy to snuff!.
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