Brett Shepard
@justbshep
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cheese burger; come with beef, no cheddar.
Joined March 2013
Enjoy the #SuperBowl and then we continue: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Talking my mom through turning on the tv feels like being ATC talking a passenger through landing a plane after both pilots have died
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TWITTER BANNED MILO FOR "INSULTING" LESLIE JONES BUT IS LETTING "RAPE MELANIA" TREND. THIS IS SOCIAL MEDIA, PEOPLE
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"Our votes literally didn't matter, just so you know." - pleb that didn't even vote in the first place, 2016
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Vinny in the car "What? Where's my beer?" "..." "How the FUCK am I supposed to drink my beer when it's in the FUCKING laundry room bro?"
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When someone asks if I'm sure I should be drinking this much on a school night.
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Like, who did 9/11? How does Velcro work? Who the fuck made Coors Banquet taste like absolute shit?
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There are some questions that I honestly will not be able to leave this earth without the answer to.
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"How did you get so good with your fingers?" Me: swiping right as fast as I can on Tinder
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