The FBI for pull up on me and my homies too chale. We just dey here dey fraud our books.

Why can’t I eat my cake and have it? I bought the cake with my money.

RT @mrrblak: wait. G-spot isn’t a car??.

RT @MrMekzy_: If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically. Especially if your glasses have a rope.

RT @toxiklostmotion:

RT @kushyblake: My dream was always to be mad rich. I’m mad already so I’m halfway there

RT @justgloire7: Your mom being there for you is such an underrated blessing.

Dem say obolo enter dm make e flood oh.

Back in SHS nothing dey pain pass physics or chemistry teacher extending that 2 hour class by 5 minutes just to explain one last thing. Chale my dining you dey play plus oh!!!.

Buh lowkey nobody dey figure pass bank tellers then personnel oh… or ebe me ano get money?.

RT @justgloire7: Obolo aa woy3 bayifuor. How you go fly go camp??.

RT @zlifeofsosa: Replaced my boxers with football shorts for the last 2 weeks. Let my nuts breath man, it’s been wonderful.

RT @iamkvngcyrus: If hands no touch one if these src organizers, you people won’t stop fooling. ah🤣🤣

RT @ben_bernardd: Dem fit teach you how to catch fish, make water carry you go.

RT @justgloire7: Today I shit some shit paan den ma trums dey wan tear. The ladies dey try oh.

I hear say Pop Smoke drop track. Ago like listen chale💀

RT @donald4life23: UPSA literally trend for no good reason ah school bɛn nie 😂😂.

RT @okwartengg: If your waakye seller no Dey wear gold teeth ,no buy the food.