Re earthquake and tsunami warning: Just heard the mayor of Honolulu advising citizens to get as high as they can. I live in Sydney Australia but I’m not taking any chances, packing my vape as we speak.

ATO misses out on $58 billion in taxes … you can bet your bottom dollar it’s not the PAYG taxpayers’ fault.

Yeah! A friend has offered to lend me a vape cartridge until mine arrives. Joy oh joy! *smiling from ear to ear*.

Erica Betz on #ABC24 doing his best Stephen Hawking impression and getting a bit stroppy.

Waiting on a delivery of medical cannabis and suffering from joint pain, pun fully intended. Might go out and have a few drinks instead of relying on pharmaceutical painkillers. Going to self prescribe four nips of whisky, that should do it.

#caturday - the battle over the cardboard box.

I’m going to trim my moustache this morning so I can have a bowl of soup at my local cafe without committing a crime against humanity.

Rage is very topical tonight on #ABCtv. Hosting tonight is a couple of guys from #Coldplay.

Salim Mehajer just got described on the news as a one time prime ministerial hopeful. When did that happen?.

You’re permitted to take a falcon on an airline as an emotional support animal but only if it brings it own carrion luggage.

The conservatives are really losing it over the Chinese treating the prime minister with respect.

Damien Tudehope. Liberal state politician and Opus Dei member, defending Mark Latham. That fits. #ABCnews.

Imagine if someone made disparaging remarks about Mark Latham’s looks or sexual practices? #ABCnews.

*largest military.

Does anyone really think the Israelis care about the Druze?.

I’m one of those old-fashioned types that watch ‘Letters & Numbers’ on #SBS but it’s been over taken by the Tour de France. Love the French but not so keen on their cycling.

Just heard a reporter on the #ABCnews state that China is an “emerging” superpower. Wow, being one of the latest military powers on the planet and having nuclear weapons only gets you the status of ‘emerging’ now?.

The Liberals think PM Albanese hasn’t done enough in his Chinese visit. Presumably like screwing over our wine makers, barley farmers and lobster fishermen, or talking up war with a nuclear power.

To paraphrase Isla Fisher, Mark Latham is a pig with a small sausage.

Trivargo Teeth - worst dental feature in a television advertisement EVER!.