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You can’t scam me, I’m broke | @manutd
Joburg
Joined April 2016
2pac and BIG wouldn’t have been long term rap successes had they lived to this day They’d have fallen into the same ice cube, ll cool j, snoop dogg, BD Kane, Raekwon, rakim, red man, bun b category. Old negroes with old hits
Start a problematic discourse :
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Social media is a movie You’ll have a person with R170 in their capitec account telling you “R50000 pm nett is not enough“ Clownery
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What's the point of it, it strips two complete days from you— the day you drink and the day you spend recoving...
Alcohol is useless
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The day I ask grok a common sense question is the same day I’ll use my left hand to masturbate
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Haven’t been to a strip club in over 4 years Going tonight. Why not. I earn R123500 per month. Still struggling to finish my June salary. Might as well help some girls out
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You’ve never been to a church I see
Nobody sleep with people boyfriends reach hotel receptionists. Nuff said!
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Paying for pussy makes sense. You want a piece of cake not the bakery Paying gf allowance for her to like you? That’s a shame and a sin
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Wait till you smell it. I was crushed
I just found out that girls also poop, I’m devastated 💔
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Agreed. Just smash and pass. They’re the perfect adhoc items. Always available. Very appreciative. Extremely flexible. Never complain.
Gents stop dating UNEMPLOYED women.
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In 2019 I wrote an email straight to Mercedes-Germany HR telling them how I always admired their cars. Did they not send me an interview link the next day
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AIDS is worse. But I stand corrected
There’s nothing worse than defending someone and then seeing what people were talking about😭😭😭😭
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You’re going to work for the next 40 years, 9-5pm, mon-fri and still won’t make more money than Onana made in the last 3 weeks. Moral of the story? Lucifer is alive and well
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When I think of crimes against humanity there’s Mussolini, Netanyahu, Hitler, Mansa Musa. But directly buying Onana to replace this chap, just might top that list
Question - Should the transfer window close before our season starts? Or should it continue the way it’s operating? 🤔🤔
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Mason Mount to Gor Mahia next pls
🚨🟢⚪️ BREAKING: Antony to Real Betis, here we go! €22m plus €3m fee to Manchester United. Manchester United will have 50% sell-on clause on profit for the future sale. Antony, in Sevilla in the next 24h for medical as deal is done. Antonio vuelve a Betis. 🔙
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Sleeping is highly underrated. It’s the 1 thing God/big bang theory got right
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