It is a beautiful village tradition that days before the wedding all the men in the family cover the bride's body with white goo. It makes her glow and ready for marriage.

Mom loves to watch me and my brother wrestling. But since we kept tearing our clothes she instated the naga wrestling rule. Now she never misses a match between me and my brother. Even invites the maid and her kitty party friends to watch.

The house lost electricity since evening. The night was so hot. So mom slept in the most comfortable was possible. That night me and my bro learnt a lesson that sweat makes excellent lubric@tion for mutual fap sessions.

Relationship advice from my mom. Never ask to see you wife's Ex's lund pics, that image may never leave your head and you will always picture her mouth wrapped around it.

Sister reaction when she sees her bothers, who spend the day acting tough and manly but at night sucking each others lullies and eating each others white goo

College told my sissy roommate to model the new college tie, I dont think they liked the pic, there was a lot of moaning when she opened the pics to show the teachers

Perfect way for a women to sleep at night with both her h@le on display for her man to use as and when he please.

When she let out a fart so smelly that even she is not sure if she just farted in the car or shit herself.

My date's weird reaction when u shamelessly told her about the bi session with my roommate last night.

Me talking her for her yearly gyno check and telling the male doctor all the nasty things she does and refuses to do. She can barely control her self and starts playing with her filthy C@nt infront of both of us

Words of wisdom. "Just because u have a big lund does not mean you are better than women. Women are always superior. As tribute all men both lulli and lund guys should eat their white goo after leaking as an acceptance of a woman superiority."

New picture for all hostel boys Choti lulli Bada Muhe Its about a guy who keeps bragging to his friends about his lund, his mom get tired of his lies and makes him nanga. turns out he has a small 2 inch lulli and leaks in 5 secs Perfect for hostel mutual fap nights.

Mom bought new underwear for me she says it will provide the perfect amount of support and I need to wear only this when guests come to the house.

For every mother that hates wearing a br@ there is a son who j€rks off and leaks 4 to 5 times a day.

When you tell your new wife you want to know everything about her s€xual past in graphic detials, like BF names, lunds sizes how much did they c@m and all the p€rverted things she did with them

Research has prove that men with dominant sexy village wife consume twice the amount of c@m of than regular males

Beta why is ur lulli hard? Do u like my new saree? Ur father bought it for me but he forgot something. I told him dont worry all the women in the village wear saree like this. Spurt spurt spurt 💦💦💦 Did u just leak beta, the room suddenly smells like c@m.

How PG Aunty insists on dressing around the house even though its filled with h@rny boys with always erect lullies

Its cucks dream to marry a urologist. she spends the full days looking and touching lunds and then comes home and tells her husband about every lunds she touched and every nasty detail while stroking his lulli

There is only one thing more sexy for me than a roommate pretending to sleep while another services his lund in the morning. and that when the guys are caught performing this naughty act by their mother or the maid.