Marchy is straight 🔥🔥🔥 10 goals in 9 games. #VegasBorn

Dear NHL: when you say game time is 9:30 in the playoffs I know that means “ten minutes after the prior game ends” 9:30 on opening night should be 9:30. Don’t say it’s 9:30 when at 9:33 there’s 17 minutes to puck drop. Game time is 9 fucking 50.

Out for a little pick me up. I’m so glad this week is over.

I can’t even. I said it a thousand times before, our captain is our goon. It’s great we have someone who’ll stand up for teammates now and he’ll lead the team in hits and PIM but… it’s our captain. I mean…

I’m on the do not call registry. Stop calling me you automated fuckwads.

Gabe is full go. 💜💙💜💙

So #MovieNight it is.

So from what I’m seeing I’m not missing anything with @espn fucking up and not letting me access #Wrestlepalooza even though I logged in with my Disney.

Ugh. I forgot #ForbiddenDoor was at noon here. I was going to get it but that’s the middle of the day and I’ve got shit to do.

Dear @Adobe you work at 9am then I try to open a document at 11am and you decide you need to update. Heavens forbid you do this not during work hours. And God forbid you have a pop up to show progress or when you finish your freaking hours long update.

I’m liking Page again. #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision

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I swear my trainer probably hates me. Hahaha.

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about Brock Lesnar? #SummerSlam

You know the men are still introduced “weighing in at xxx pounds…”. The women aren’t. Hahahahah. God forbid we do that.

So Fatu/Uso/Reigns vs the new Bloodline at #SurvivorSeries/#WarGames?

Candace LeRae possibly the spot of Summer Slam. #SummerSlam

Asshole: riding one of those motorized scooters that say “no riding on sidewalks” on the sidewalk Stupid asshole: doing it while reading on your phone

Ok the nod to the log truck in #finaldestinationbloodlines was a nice touch.

Me: “I’m having a fluffy day.” Dan: “fluffy?” Me: “this shirt maybe clings in all the wrong places, I’m roll poly. Fluffy.” Dan: *laughing”. I don’t think so. But fluffy. I like that.”

Nice personal trainer. Haha. Well he still worked me hard and I think he wants to kill me but body image issues reading their ugly head today.