Jordan Patterson
@jtjpatterson
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Freelance Software Developer, Former CTO, https://t.co/oeVJkIEQug, TinaCMS (Techstars NYC'16), married to @DrMichellePatt1
Prince Edward Island, Canada
Joined November 2011
Happened upon these in a parking lot in Ontario, Canada. They had a Tesla emblem on the hood. You tell me what they are. @ryanshawtech #Tesla #TeslaRoadster
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I just scrolled 200 posts on my Facebook feed (yes, I counted them) and every last one of them was an ad. Not an exaggeration.
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How is it still legal for airlines to oversell flights in va 2023? @AirCanada
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If you look closely, you can see that it is in fact plugged in. But I still don’t think this counts. @DriveTeslaca
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Ok @GoodLifeFitness. Seriously? https://t.co/iFniVpsbw4. Just send me a receipt automatically like every other service in the world! And are you sure this isn't illegal? It feels illegal.
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“Nope. Not us. We only shot down spy balloons” https://t.co/Ug6wyTylCr
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Hey, that’s me.
We meet again, Thursday, Feb 9! @jtjpatterson will present on Web Authentication: what are the current options? what's wrong with them? can we do better? Details -
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Is it acceptable to panic now?
Deep learning algorithms, shown 85,000 pictures of human retinas, can identify gender with 87% accuracy. Clinicians are not aware of any differences between men’s and women’s eyes. https://t.co/IYYZVzKXSW
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Can’t say I’ve ever slept with the patio door open at the end of October before. #ClimateChangeFTW?
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But the computer that you put this piece of paper over is capable of doing that. Why won’t you let me use it? @chaptersindigo
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The update to Tesla vision has made autopilot on my Model Y almost unusable. Phantom breaking happens so often it’s easier just to not use it. Very unimpressed. @elonmusk why did you take away my radar? And when will you fix it?
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To Hon @FP_Champagne, what is there to discuss here? I don't get billed for the amount of time that my A/C runs. I would've got a bigger one. How does this make sense for EVs? Just change it already! It shouldn't take 2 years to decide on common sense. https://t.co/godyL9Ewti
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What the hell America! Please just admit you have a problem. #EnoughIsEnough
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If the answer is more guns, it looks like everyone has an AR-15 now. So this it when it should stop… right?
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Don’t forget the moms working behind the scenes to support them.
On Mother’s Day I want to highlight how lucky our province is to have moms in the legislature: Gag orders outlawed @LundLynne Pay transparency @AltassTrish Endometriosis supports @beaton_michele Poverty elimination act @hannahbethbell Youth Voting rights @karlabernardmla
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I’ve decided to take a look at rust (finally). Anyone have any “required” reading?
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