My story in @vol1brooklyn https://t.co/nu5XfSpaNM

I’m not doing the 21 and now thing because I’m fucking 59 now. I was hot at 21, and 31 and 41. Now I look like a foot with a used condom on it.

I was not prepared for how funny The Seventh Seal was. Plog was great. Of course, most of the rest is deadly serious.

I had never actually seen My Dinner With Andre. It’s a slow burn that engaged me more and more as the characters slowly began to divrge in viewpoints. It’s just an underrated pleasure to listen to thoughtful, literate people talk.

He did a good job. Just give him the money.

🎶 My boyfriend’s back and does violence at my bidding hey ya, hey ya, my boyfriend’s back 🎶

We just finished watching the complete Northern Exposure. I remember it being just about my favorite show ever for 4 seasons, before falling off nearly to the point of being unwatchable for the last 2. And with the exception of a few isolated episodes, that largely held up.

We are dog sitting a ‘lil guy.

All my social media feeds have suddenly been overwhelmed by ads for some kind of rolling travel case.

[struggling to keep up with your lit news] Congrats to everyone and/or sorry that shitty thing happened, it’s their loss.

I’ve been a fan of @CowboyJamboree’s work/aesthetic/whole dang deal for a long time, so I’m excited as all get-out to reveal the cover of my upcoming short story collection, dropping 11/18/25

Sometimes I like to remind you all what a vibe my novel’s cover is. Do you see the jaguar in the clouds? The one on the moon? 😍

Do not approach me if I’m in my car, or if I’m not in it.

I’m extremely grateful to be where I am in the literary world, but it comes with a lot of pressure, knowing that there are no more than six and possibly as few as zero people out there wondering when my next novel will be out.

And here’s the Silent Riders of the Sea promo film if you’ve not seen it. https://t.co/WYESSEfNBf

Good morning from me and this vestigial set of skills that are no longer of use to me

I've written a six-word novel. That was it, actually. The first sentence of this tweet. It's a lot to take in, probably requires multiple readings. You should've seen it before all my edits (it was nine words).

One time I swabbed my ears and some of my brain came out.

Taylor Swift is the new Wilford Brimley

Going to get a bumper sticker that says ‘Happy Birthday Terry!’ and eventually someone named Terry will see it, on their birthday, and it will slowly drive them insane.

My favorite movie trope is when a techy person has to explain something vaguely techy and someone says ‘Okay but in English, egghead.’ Outstanding example in The Martian.