“Turkish Hairlines” was my favorite phrase/punchline of the year.

We would like to send the biggest congratulations to our guy, Jorge Bonifacio, who officially became a citizen of the United States this morning. 🇺🇸 Jorge studied tirelessly over the summer while he was playing for us and we are so proud. Hip hip Jorge!! 🎉⚾️

A helping each other move union would be way more helpful than a tenets union for getting people out of bad spots.

Who is 28 on the rockets is about to be very popular on these internets.

I can’t believe I found a bar with $2, tank7, dunkel and Stellla but no domestics. The rose and wine selection all $2 also. Kinda place you tell to many buds about it would be ruined. Worth the drive to OP

This a real post or a joke? It’s Rasheed but only on the days that end in Y

It’s kind of impressive Pete Carrol can stay up this late.

Carmen Sandiego up in Mark Davis’s box.

Old ass Mark Andrews was hauling ass

Hell of a punt there!

Any gas stations down town that have 93 gas?

Bird didn’t let me drive the car 15 miles before shitting on car.

Trying to think of if I left out any more reasons that I’m glad steam boat museum is leaving.

A porky pig remix of all the Chris Stapleton songs would be 🔥!!!!

Indianapolis Patriots

These patriots uniforms look like some DLC hasn’t been paid for.

Is grime time or slime time the phrase for a night time jets game?

My old man is recording all the nfl games on Sunday and picking his own Monday night football🤣. You will never out hard head any of the old men in my family.

I’m to that age where there isn’t one dam thing I’m doing the rest of the day where I’d feel obligated to change out of this shirt I dropped a chicken wing on at lunch.

Tonight’s game is a huge W for youtubetv