Jason Seifer
@jseifer
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Software engineer @doximity. I like craft puns and groan worthy beer.
Orlando, FL
Joined March 2007
If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my updog
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My New Year’s resolution is to get better at closing browser tabs when I’m done with them
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I am genuinely impressed at the number of tea infusers that have puns in the name. r
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A friend found this screenshot from 1997 from when I got a cable modem, called "shameless_cable_model_brag.jpg". Note: I'm downloading ie4.
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I was really surprised about the prices for stickers in the App Store. You could say I had sticker shock
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In SF tomorrow? Swing by the @dox_engineering meetup with presentations by @jeybalachandran and @leinweber
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"The Bots are Coming" Leveraging ChatOps to scale teams and infrastructure. https://t.co/I4EzCbNHjV on September 13th 6pm @doximity
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REPORTER: folks on the internet say u will be the first updog president HILLARY wait whats— [advisor whispers to hillary] HILLARY: oh. yup
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Rate your ride: 1 star Driver was argumentative, opened magazine while driving. Uber support: We strive to provide odor free vehicles. 👍
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This is a robot I can really picture myself being friends with
washingtonpost.com
Anyone can transfer a call to the service and listen as it rambles on.
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Is the upside down smiley emoji being used to indicate sarcasm? Serious question 🙃
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Retrospective Trends @doximity
https://t.co/AbcCuXpeAh - How Agile Retrospectives help use continuously improve.
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2015 Tools of the Trade from our engineering team https://t.co/S1XTBn60ai featuring Paw(@luckymarmot), Dash(@kapeli), @bugsnag and others.
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