Jared
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PharmD | He/Him/His | 3x Viral Tweet Maker | Unironically Single
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To all the people who followed me bc of my TØP vinyls, welcome (srry everyone else). Drop your concert pics below!
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The Republican controlled Senate used the nuclear option today to override the 60 vote rule in order to confirm over 100 Trump nominees, yet continues to claim Democrats are causing the shutdown. Spoiler alert, the Republicans in the Senate can also use the nuclear option to
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We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"
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New employee DM’d me on Slack. He asked if he’s expected to work weekends. I said, “What do you think our founder would do?” He said he gets it, and that he’ll be online on weekends. Good that he took it that way. Our founder has been in Ibiza for two weeks now. Someone’s
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Are you an adult until you’re on the phone with your investment firm bc $40,000 mysteriously just disappeared from your account due to a “system error”
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Twenty one pilots single out next week, confirmed
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Well we don’t really know how funny the joke is because we haven’t seen the guy’s shoes. Can we see them?
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Currently being evacuated due to a stadium fire. How’s your Sunday going?
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The Rockies front office might be working hard, but Wikipedia editors work harder
The Rockies announce they have relieved Bud Black of duties as manager. Third base coach Warren Schaeffer has been named interim manager, hitting coach Clint Hurdle has been named bench coach.
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Cleveland Guardians baseball
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Southwest be like: “Get Away for $49” Returning flight be $850 tho
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