laughing at this screenshot from when 16-year-old me tweeted a joke about kim k to paris

Remember this pensioner couple who racially abused and assaulted a Filipino nurse in a Halifax park? Meet 72-year-old Fyona Bairstow and 77-year-old Michael Bairstow, who pleaded guilty racially aggravated assault today.

Geri Halliwell is truly the best of Britain. The way she barks questions at Avril, doesn’t really let her answer, asks her if she’s ever heard of Bovril and turns a feminist lyric into ‘do you fancy Prince Harry’ and then compares him to Cashmere? Damehood now.

Tesco self checkout are TOO LOUD. Hear ye hear ye Erin’s club card has been accepted. So uncouth

is JLO a girls girl? Is victoria beckham a narcisisst? Is the glambot operator man my friend?

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

Looking to speak to an expert/professor about the social divide that’s arisen around using generative AI like ChatGPT How can we navigate relationships with loved ones when they use AI and we oppose it? For a Dazed article DM or email jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequest

Have you ever argued with a someone close to you because they use generative AI like ChatGPT? Have you fallen out, distanced yourself, or even ended a relationship because of it? Looking to speak to you for an article if so, especially if you’re a creative! #journorequest

Hi travel PRs! I'm planning a trip to Mexico's Oaxaca coast (and a subsequent guide for the London Standard) and I need your luxury hotel recommendations, please. Specifically Puerto Escondido, Mazunte, and Zipolite. Email: jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequst

Rose?

Looking to speak to experts about the rise of cocaine use in the UK, especially bymen, for a feature in the London Standard jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequest

I'm looking to speak to someone (UK-based) who has lost a friend or relative where cocaine was involved in their death, for a sensitively-reported London Standard article. Would appreciate the help of charity/org to put me in touch with a case study! Email in bio #journorequest

I'm also looking to speak to an expert about how the culture of cocaine use in the UK is changing, especially regarding men (usage in professions like construction, recruitment, recreational use at pubs, football matches etc). Email is jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequest

I'm looking to speak to someone who has lost a loved one (ideally a male) to a cocaine addiction, for a sensitively-handled piece in The London Standard. Must be UK-based. Email is jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequest

that man was shaking 😭 https://t.co/Ns5HSYnS2x

Up in London.

https://t.co/i593KiI8lY

UK-based, please!

Looking to speak to experts (psychologists, sex therapists) about how to enjoy sex again after experience sexual assault, for an article in British Vogue. Email jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequest

Also looking to speak to queer performers, artists, small business owners or anyone else who usually makes money during Pride who has seen a drop in work this month in the UK. Why do you think this is? DM or email jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequest

I'm looking to speak to UK-based HR expert about why we're seeing less Pride-themed intiatives and events this year. Why, compared to years prior, does Pride feel quieter this year? Deadline is tomorrow. DM or email: jordanjamalpage@gmail.com #journorequest