matt 🍉
@jpoolefor3
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warriors fan. filmtwt
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it lowkey always kills me when ilya kisses shane in vegas and shane’s like what the hell we’re in public AND WE’RE WEARING SUITS!!!!! like why did he specify that ijbol
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anthony is kinda giving dil howlter with his parents am i the only one who sees it
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The brita filter has cursed jewels in it that make you hate your roommate
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“Get the f*ck out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here.” — Minneapolis mayor sends message to ICE after one of their agents fatally shot a woman.
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“I have led a toothless life. A toothless life. I have never bitten into anything. I was waiting. I was reserving myself for later on—and I have just noticed that my teeth have gone.” — Jean-Paul Sartre
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Timothée Chalamet, Kemba Walker, and Tracy McGrady behind the scenes of 'Marty Supreme' 🏓🏀
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never mistake my kindness for weakness. my weakness is a whole different unrelated thing that i am very ashamed of
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Me acting helpful in kitchen so i don't have to sit with the guests
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is it insensitive for me to say get your shit together so i can love you
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Rare good news in 2026: green sea turtles and giant pandas are NO LONGER ENDANGERED.
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LeBron is WILDING 🤣😭 “I'm 41 years old. Every back to back for the rest of the season is TBD. I got the most minutes in NBA history… Look at my birth certificate December 30, 1984 4:39pm… When I came out I slapped the doctor on the ass” https://t.co/wy2YvH1b1T
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I am so sad that anyone is ever in pain or that animals are ever scared and i want to help everyuthing in the universe
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old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit
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