Seriously considering canceling YouTube TV. I like having live TV, but can't stand seeing all the commercials for life insurance, final expenses, hair loss, testosterone supplements, etc. I get it. I'm 50. I'm old. It's an algorithm. But I don't want to be reminded of this shit.

What a sick fuck.

Been a fun week.

https://t.co/nM1PAXqJqa Two minutes of orgasmic audio.

Got to Magic Kingdom tonight. Castle looks stunning. Went to Beak & Barrel for 1st time. They did a great job there. Not a big drinker so won't rush back. Unexpectedly caught Starlight for the 1st time. It was very eh to me. MSEP and Spectro were much better.

Castle looks glorious indeed.

Of course there are other rides but none that require LL. Park really needs Big Thunder back. And Disney needs to get rid of the tier system and individual LL. It's an unnecessary money grab.

It's crazy to me that at the most popular theme park in the world, Lightning Lane at $35 is not worth it. Tron and 7DMT not on multi pass. You can choose (if available) between Space, Jungle Cruise, Tiana and Peter Pan. Pirates and Haunted Mansion are tier 2. Stupid.

When we moved to Florida 5 years ago, Sundays were Magic Kingdom days. With Disney, no longer being Disney, we happily spend our Sundays at what is in my opinion, the best park in Florida, Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando. This is my Main Street.

Are we winning yet?

Splash Mountain, Rock N' Roller Coaster, Muppet Vision 3D, Rivers of America, Dinosaur, Mr. Toad, Snow Whites Adventures, Great Movie Ride, Horizons, Maelstrom, Magical Express, Tables in Wonderland, DAS changes. Fuck you Disney.

Thank you to @UniversalORL for an awesome 50th birthday!

Holy shit. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Just chilling with my family at Islands of Adventure. Nice buzz on. Just trying to live my best life a few weeks before 50.

Finally got to see it this weekend. Phenomenal. My new pick for best picture. Can't wait to see it again.

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Netflix didn't kill theaters. Theaters killed theaters. This is for 2 tickets for tomorrow evening for a standard movie, no 3D or any of that shit. 50 fucking dollars!

I hate when Disney does this shit.

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Democracy and Peace were nice while they lasted. Thanks Congress for allowing the nightmare to continue.