Shoutout to the parents/grandparents/whoever staying up to assemble toys, while some Industrial/Mechanical Engineer sleeps all cozy, w/o realizing his invention doesn’t fit together, has screws in places you can’t fit a driver, & isn’t what’s pictured on the box #MerryChristmas.

The hardest of lives #Eevee #SleepyBear

RT @starwars: Prepare to embark on new adventures within the High Republic era.

Congrats to KJ & our Offense hanging with Bama until the end, almost overcoming an Offense Coordinator coaching terrified of Bama & a Defense that gave up the greatest passing day in Bama history. Our offense deserved to pull this upset our defense & Kendal Briles gave it away.

Rainy Fridays are meant for napping, not working #Eevee #SleepyBear

Literal Gods #Olympics via @YouTube.

RT @GMHikaru: Here here here here here.

RT @cnoland_13: @KevinKopps

RT @NFL_Memes: “You should really try covering Devonta Smith. ”. Ohio State:

#HAPPYNEWYEAR #InsertObligatoryQuoteAboutLifeWithACorgi #Eevee

#SaturdayMornings #Eevee #SleepyBear

I really try to think the best of people, but if you reply-all to a company-wide email, we simply cannot friends. And if you reply-all to someone else’s reply-all……………#PleaseStop #IBegYou #Stop.

#SaturdayMorning #Eevee #SqueakerLife

What do you call a flock of turtles? #TurtleClub

RT @NFL_Memes: Social Distancing tip:. Remember DO NOT grab another person’s face mask. It’s a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down.

Naps, walks, and squeaker toys. #BirthdayPuppy #Eevee

Perks of having worked for a Paper Mill…will trade for controlling stake in Apple, Amazon, Google, Facebook, or Walmart. Would also consider taking full ownership of the state of Wyoming #coronapocalypse

RT @dog_feelings: the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls….

#DemDebate