This GPT virtual machine post is only the tip of the iceberg. @joshlabau and I have discovered that text-davinci-003 has the capability to do something we're calling HALLUCINATED SCRIPTS Buckle up for a thread, this one is mind bending 🤯 https://t.co/RGIjpEyQRK

@_jmichaelward Please tell me there's a dentist-turned-rapper named Fluorida.

@_jmichaelward @room34 The scare quotes on "baseball"

@_jmichaelward I think of it as "We have a strict 'no moonlighting' policy around here."

@_jmichaelward Was browsing WordCamp MPLS site and wondering if anyone would talk about modular design...then BOOM

@_jmichaelward C# has var, too, but it's only for when you don't know the type. I would be thrilled to have declarable types in PHP.

@_jmichaelward @room34 I guess you could just distribute your package with a copy of GitHub and that should take care of most things.

@_jmichaelward @room34 Though at that point you may be dependent on hardware architecture. It never ends!

@_jmichaelward @room34 Agreed. All packages should be distributed as self-installing OS images with all conceivable dependencies installed.

@_jmichaelward @room34 That seems smart. Though it still depends on package creators bundling, right? Excellent lesson either way for NPM.

@_jmichaelward @room34 Could probably be fixed by some kind of fallback system. The licenses on the dependencies may allow that.

@_jmichaelward I suppose I deserve that.

@_jmichaelward Can I get a banana for scale because I can't tell how big that thing is. It looks frickin' YUGE

@room34 re: your aversion to dependencies and pre-processors.

@_jmichaelward Just get one 4K monitor and lean in.

@room34 .flif may be the One Ring to Rule them All:

@room34 Seriously: Has anyone actually followed along and painted with Bob Ross? I would really love to see other peoples' clouds.

@room34 I believe that, much like Biff had a guide to all of sports history, Doc had guides to weather, politics, etc.

@room34 Oh <input>, never change:

@room34 Remember when ads were in the newspaper, and not the other way around?