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Josh Holmes

@joshholmes

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Almost respectable passionate soul who gets his kicks solving problems with deep fried awesomeness. Loud about mental health. Currently employed by Microsoft.

Redmond, WA
Joined May 2007
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@joshholmes
Josh Holmes
3 months
Don't be a scunnering pup. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Such a muddy plum. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Grok
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Such a nuclear knob. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Yer face looks like a melted scunner clipe. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Haud yer wheesht ya cocked tube. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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@joshholmes
Josh Holmes
3 months
You're such a scunnered haggis. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Yer about as useful as a muddy pup. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Yer aboot as sharp as a smashed scabby. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Awa' an bile yer heid ya smashed arsehole. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Whit ye lookin at ya steamin galoot. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Yer talkin mince ya bloody baw. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Yer the type ay incompressible twally-washer. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
Yer the type ay bawbag roaster. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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Josh Holmes
3 months
You're such a bawface twally-washer. View this insult at: from @scottishinsults #scottishinsults.
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@joshholmes
Josh Holmes
2 years
I'm really excited about Seattle Givecamp! Happens next weekend, Oct 13-15. for you to sign up as well!. #nonprofithelpingnonprofits.
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Josh Holmes
2 years
Seattle Givecamp happens in two weeks! It's a chance to help out with some really interesting charities by helping them with their greatest tech challenges. Mostly that's new websites. We love working with these charities. Check out to sign up! .#Giving.
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Josh Holmes
2 years
If you need a dev rel person, be sure to look at @jeffblankenburg.
@jeffblankenburg
Jeff Blankenburg
2 years
Today was supposed to be the day I announced my new role at a startup that I was very excited to join. Last Friday, their COO called me to let me know that they had implemented a hiring freeze, and my role had been eliminated. Today is now Day #1 of a new job search instead.
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Josh Holmes
2 years
RT @shanselman: We’re all just a bunch of meat bags under pressure.
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Josh Holmes
2 years
RT @seattlegivecamp: We are working on planning Seattle GiveCamp 2023! Looking for volunteers and nonprofits to help.
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